The Evil God Watches His Wife in the Shadows Every Day

Bonus chapters with extra goodies coming later~ owo

The strongest being in the universe, a brooding, wife-obsessed monster with huge tentacles, as the top × a human horror-game streamer with nerves of steel, calmly sipping tea every day while watching her weird, devoted weirdo of a husband

A lighthearted romantic comedy between a human and a strange nonhuman. A mildly Lovecraftian story that's not scary, with no angst and lots of sweetness. Each other's first love in every sense.

Featuring cute pets (?), tentacles, and a love-triangle showdown where I get jealous of myself! OwO

"You know, you're really scary. Do you know that?"

Qin He poked the clingy little thing stuck to his arm. The light-blue octopus blinked at him, refusing to leave its human.

"Don't perch on the window, don't squeeze through the door, don't hide under the bed, and don't sneak up on me at night, "

The light-blue octopus conjured two tentacles from thin air and used them to cover its plump little body.

Not listening, not listening.

Qin He sighed.

What's it like to transmigrate and get stuck with a mysterious nonhuman creature that might be a Lovecraftian being?

Qin He, a former Earthling with nerves of steel, replies: "Thanks for asking. It's a pretty challenging game."

He died in a car accident, transmigrated into the interstellar era, and immediately got caught in another spaceship accident. Qin He was speechless. So this is where I die (again).

What a shame he'll never see the cute little octopus he raised again.

He closed his eyes, then opened them to find himself in an unfamiliar mansion. The scenery outside was strange, and shadowy figures danced in the garden. An AI butler, seemingly human but not quite, bowed elegantly beside his bed and asked if he'd like something to eat.

What kind of horror-game setup is this?

A fog-dwelling creature with hundreds of billions of eyes, a light-blue octopus from a virtual pet-raising game that somehow appeared in the real world, and a handsome man in a black robe covered in intricate patterns.

They all seem to be the same person (?)

Qin He fell silent.

Seeing the human lost in thought, the little octopus hurriedly turned into a handsome man and wrapped Qin in his arms, apologizing meekly.

"I was wrong."

"You'll do it again next time, won't you?"

Chaos pressed his lips together without answering, his emerald-green eyes gazing innocently at Qin He.

Forget it. He's my own little octopus. I can't exactly throw him away for being naughty.

Qin He reached out and touched the man's eyes.

"All right, all right. If you want to come into my room, just tell me. No more weird behavior."

"Close your eyes when we kiss. I'm watching, little octopus."

Chaos lowered his head to kiss the gentle human he loved most, closing his eyes as instructed.

My darling is the best (*/w\*)

Qin He kissed the tall man, who seemed so well-behaved. In the void, hundreds of billions of invisible green eyes danced excitedly, spinning as they watched every expression on his darling's face.

Darling, darling, darling, darling, darling.

But his darling never said the other eyes had to close too.

Chaos, sentenced to spend eternity with his wife, was happy as ever today.

Qin He, a horror-game streamer whose channel has recently exploded in popularity on the Star Network, is livestreaming. Ghosts leap toward the screen, making the chat shriek. Qin He dodges and runs at lightning speed without changing expression. His heart rate, shown by the monitor in the top-right corner, doesn't budge, and the viewers marvel at the streamer's nerves of steel.

Some viewers hesitantly point out that something seems strange behind the streamer. Is that... a bunch of eerie green eyes floating in midair?

Noticing more and more viewers asking about it, Qin He apologizes and steps out of frame. After a sound effect that seems oddly bouncy, he returns looking refreshed. "It's fine. The little pet at home is acting up again."

"'Little pet.'"

"So this whole world is one giant horror game?"

"The streamer's life is way more perilous than I thought."

Qin He strokes the little octopus pretending to be dead beside him and smiles. "Isn't this fun?"

The little octopus happily wiggles its tiny tentacles.

I love my darling the most~

Theme: The meaning of life lies in existence itself