Originally titled The Self-Cultivation of a Reborn Bandit Consultant
Lin Xiao and Shen Qingcang together are like two hedgehogs huddling up to get through winter.
Get close, and they prick each other.
Stay apart, and they get cold.
One of them has to shed half his spines before they can press together.
Then they won't prick each other or feel cold, but they'll have to endure a little pain.
Reborn, he returns.
He can't love, can't hate, can't let go.
He only wants to follow the plot with him, not share a romance.
Yet fate's red thread binds the two of them together once again.
He disrupts the situation in the Yanlong Realm and brings 11K down a peg.
He gets into Shen Qingcang's bed and breaks three people's hearts.
After going to great lengths to catch the scheming mastermind,
he discovers that the person behind it all is actually...!?
Today you push him into the water, tomorrow I'll pull him back out.
Until the moment you're devoured, no one knows where they stand on the food chain.
Character profiles:
One drink and he's out, but clear-headed in the ways of the world: the eagle, shou
Can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, with a bandit's logic: the wolf, gong
A deadly weapon with a sweet, scheming heart: the crow, gong
Devoted and faithful, with a sanctimonious exterior: the tiger, gong
A proud queen with countless tricks up her sleeve: the snake, shou
Brave and straightforward, cute and lovable: the rabbit, gong
A gentle, caring, homemaking shou with healing hands: the pin-tailed bird
Ruthless and vicious, with a split personality: the crocodile, gong
Guest appearances:
A crazy, wealthy queen: the fox, shou
An obsessive, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside loyal dog: gong
Reading guide:
One-on-one, equally matched leads, happy ending, no switching love interests, rekindled romance
An unconventional groveling-for-forgiveness arc, a massive romantic rivalry
A straight man is turned gay, not both leads' first times; neither lead is a scumbag or a doormat
The gong is either groveling to win his love or on his way to groveling.
Yet he doesn't even know how this broken relationship fell apart!?
Gong: I'm jealous of myself
A peek at what's coming on my author page:
Opening this year: Love in the City of Fog
Opening this year: No Flammable or Explosive Items Allowed
Opening next year: The Strongest Victim in Quick Transmigration History
Opening next year: I Just Like the Way You Don't Like Me Yet Can't Get Rid of Me [Sentinel and Guide]
Opening next year: A Money-Grubbing Omega Works as an NPC in a Debt-Fiction Novel
Premise: Start over from zero, and face everything together
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It is forbidden that such a serious name is actually a crazy one, and he is so crazy that he went to the infinite flow world during the three years he was lying in bed, killed countless main god worlds and came back, smile. Jpg
Make up the small theater. The small theater in Chapter V corresponds to the content of the main text, so don't miss it! There are so many clues! Small theater 11 Han Xiaoya rented a double apartment in Haishi. This apartment was renovated and renovated by him himself. The windows were made of bulletproof glass, there was a secret door behind the wardrobe, a three-foot-seven-inch Miao knife was hidden in the umbrella bucket, and a 35mm QLU11 sniper grenade launcher was embedded under the sofa. He took off his 800-degree black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose. The special contact lens on the cornea was also removed. He took off the black long-sleeved shirt that was stuck to his body. Revealing a body covered with knife marks and gunshot wounds. There is a row of tattoos of English letters on the left chest, where the heart is. He turned the shower temperature to the lowest setting and took a shower. He adjusted the shower temperature to the highest setting and took a shower. I washed it back and forth countless times. After washing, his hair was wet and his pajamas were buttoned crookedly. He put the set of Hai Yan's Love of Life and Death trilogy on the table into the secret door behind the closet. Just sitting patiently in the darkness, waiting for the person he has been waiting for. Take the initiative to knock on this door.
Supplement small theater Small theater 10 The LUST bar is bustling at midnight. There's a drag-themed bachelorette party tonight. Chi Xiaoshe did not wear makeup when she arrived. He wears a silver family mask, white clothes and white trousers. LUST boss: My dear money tree, what are you wearing today? Chi Xiaoshe pointed to the blood stains on her white silk shirt and replied: Vampire. As a result, Chi Xiaoshe, who was stained with Jiang Xiaotu's blood, didn't find a bed partner all night long. Everyone looked at him in fear of avoiding him. He asked the LUST boss depressedly: What's going on? What happened to my charm? The boss of LUST kindly told him: You have been banned from the whole city by Jiang Jue. Anyone who doesn't sleep with you within three months will receive one million. Otherwise, they will be killed without mercy. Take care of yourself! Chi Xiaoshe:!? Did you already know this? Then why did you call me here? The LUST boss smiled like a lucky cat: Because I also want that one million, my dear money tree~ Jiang Jue is worthy of being the richest man in Shanghai City. He is not only good at using black to treat black. Better at using sex to stop sex.
Great, the character design of Xiaodu is very interesting. The deputy cp is also good!! Love watching love watching!
This list surprised me 😏 It's getting more and more interesting.
Good guy, this is real tea [three-flowered cat head][three-flowered cat head][three-flowered cat head][three-flowered cat head]
Will the author continue to write this book? [Loading] I have been waiting for a long time...
Ahhhhhh, not enough!! Madam, don't be tired and don't rest 😳
Big rice, hungry [holding the chin]