Those Days I Delivered Takeout on a Flying Sword

The good news: Feng Ling transmigrated into a cultivation novel. The bad news: She still has to work like a university student in the cultivation world. The even worse news: The job market for sword cultivators is saturated, so she can only deliver food on a flying sword. The good news: Her roommate is a cool, beautiful senior with a tear mole. The bad news: Her roommate is jealous, like a ghost in the water. The even worse news: A gloomy male ghost asks to borrow fire, but insists on burning up her spiritual roots. The good news: The sword-cultivating senior brother she has a crush on is single. The bad news: Oh, he's the male lead of a tragic cultivation romance. The even worse news: Help! My crush stabbed me through the heart with his sword (well, through the palm of my hand). How do I get revenge?! [DiDi Flying Sword Platform]: You have a new delivery order. Recipient: Your former crush. Feng Ling: Seriously? We fell out, so why do I still have to deliver food to him? If she could start over, Feng Ling would write: "How to Turn Down a Gloomy Male Ghost Asking to Borrow Fire," "Don't Look for a Crush in a Tragic Cultivation Romance," and "Don't Study Sword Cultivation If You Don't Want to Deliver Food!" Well, except for the last one. She really did like those days of delivering food on a flying sword. * Feng Ling is a talisman cultivator who wants to learn swordsmanship but doesn't have the money. When the AI talisman-drawing industry takes off, her side income plummets. Luckily, she gets into the sword-cultivation program she's always dreamed of, only to discover that Green River Immortal Realm, the promised land of related jobs, is already packed to the brim. Some senior disciples graduate straight into unemployment, while others head down to the Tanghua Demon Realm... Feng Ling tries to convince her parents: "I heard some senior disciples who ascended to immortality gave up their immortal roots and broke their cultivation to descend to the mortal realm for some kind of true love. Don't worry, I'll just avoid the Heartless Way." "And I definitely won't go to the Tanghua Demon Realm after I graduate. I hear there's a lot of 'physical labor' over there." Faced with the grim job market for sword cultivators, Feng Ling takes stock and decides to get ahead and skip decades of detours! She successfully registers as a courier on the DiDi Flying Sword Platform! From then on, she carries people and cargo, delivering three hundred orders a day. Reaching the peak of sword cultivation is no dream! * Everyone says Feng Zheng and Feng Qu are a pair of ill-fated lovers: a master musician senior sister and a second senior brother who cultivates the sword, sworn enemies who love and fight each other in a classic old-school tragic romance. But Senior Brother Feng Qu teaches her to ride a sword and even helps her write a paper analyzing sword paths! Feng Ling, working to save up for her own life-bound sword: "So what kind of story does someone like me, who has a crush on the male lead of a tragic cultivation romance, usually get?" Feng Ling after being put through the wringer: (behaves herself) Xie Shiqing watches coldly: "Heh." Feng Ling: "What's so funny? If you hadn't dragged me into this, I'd have finished him off already." [DiDi Flying Sword]: Ding! You have another delivery order. Customer: Feng Qu. Feng Ling: ... Xie Shiqing: "If you're scared, don't go." "The order can't be reassigned? Then I'll place another order for you, somewhere closer." Also featuring: Jin Lingge, an all-automatic troublemaking machine; an electric-wave-style, money-loving senior sister who is an artificial lightning-struck tree; and hotpot cooked in young master Jin Luan's top-grade alchemy furnace... *A nontraditional, everyday cultivation story. Theme: Whatever your field or industry, passion and love are the best guiding lights.