A Lazy Fish in the Tyrant's Harem

Ning Heming quit his job and set off on a trip, only to accidentally fall off a cliff and transmigrate straight into an ancient emperor's hunting grounds. He fell from the sky in front of hundreds of armored soldiers. Unable to explain himself, Ning Heming was forcibly taken away by the emperor, who thought he was an immortal. But the emperor gave him a position as Imperial Preceptor, with a salary and no need to work.

Ning Heming, who had just started to despair of life because of his 996 work schedule: Well... maybe I'll stay, then.

As a socially anxious person, Ning Heming happily shut himself away in the palace the emperor provided, sleeping until he woke up naturally every day. Only occasionally would the emperor force him to wake up and serve as a lucky charm while listening to his troubles, or get handsy with him to "soak up some immortal energy."

Some time later.

Ning Heming was troubled, because he realized he might have fallen for the domineering emperor. After all, the man was handsome. Really handsome.

Determined to make a move for love, Ning Heming finally began studying the golden finger he had brought with him when he transmigrated: a sign-in wish-granting System.

From then on, the emperor's country got a major boost: making sugar, drying salt, growing potatoes, and producing cement, glass, and gunpowder.

Ning Heming did his utmost to provide the emperor with all the support he needed, and the emperor confessed his love to him in a dreamlike fashion.

Ning Heming [heart eyes]: Has love that breaks down the door finally come my way too?

With the title of the emperor's beloved, Ning Heming lived a comfortable and happy life.

Until one day.

An assassin, covered in blood, appeared before Ning Heming and said that an immortal should not be imprisoned by a tyrant. He had come to rescue the immortal from his suffering, and he and his fellow believers would follow the immortal forever.

A rebel leader shouted to him from afar, asking the immortal not to prolong the tyrant's life and to show pity for the suffering common people.

A companion who seemed to be a transmigrator shouted slogans at him like "Everyone is equal" and "Let's build socialism together," hoping he'd abandon the dark side and join the rebels.

Ning Heming, who'd been living the idle life for several years: ???

1. The details haven't been fully worked out yet, but it will definitely be sweet.

2. Confirmed so far: strong gong and weak shou, each other's first love, no angst for the main couple, and the shou is a true couch potato who will never get off the couch.

Theme: If you're tired, take a rest