The Cat Doesn't Drink

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[Blurb]

Tang Si x Li Mai

Full-time author (uke) x veteran veterinarian (seme)

In a fit of anger, Tang Si breaks up with his boyfriend of three years. The next second, he turns into a kitten on the spot!

Li Mai rushes home, only to find a kitten staring back at him. There's something about it he can't quite put his finger on, but it feels strangely familiar.

Li Mai: "Who are you? Where's my boyfriend?"

Tang, Munchkin, Golden Shaded, Si: "Um... could your ex-boyfriend have turned into a cat?"

*

Some time later,

Tang Si accidentally licks the whiskey Li Mai left on the kitchen island and briefly turns back into a human.

Looking at his boyfriend after all this time, Li Mai slowly asks, "Any chance you can turn back into a cat?"

Tang Si gets mad for a moment. "What do you mean? Have you fallen for someone else?"

Goddammit! Is there no one who'll do anything about his situation?!

Reader's Guide: 1v1 + happy ending. Everyday bickering between two Beijingers who keep addressing each other formally.

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Blurb: [Redacted] | [Psychotic, coercive romance] | [Love-triangle drama] | [Las Vegas]

Fang Ke x Yun Feng

Proud, sharp-tongued little minx uke x straightforward seme with an unstable mental state

Fang Ke is cheated on. Taking his friend's terrible advice, he buys a plane ticket and flies straight to Las Vegas.

He ends up drunk by accident and spends the night with a handsome Chinese-American stranger.

The next morning, Fang Ke is faced with a pile of odd jobs assigned by his advisor and fragmented memories of last night's various bedroom games. He leaves his one-night stand in bed and sneaks away by himself.

Little does he know, the man in that bed is his legally wedded husband!

Fang Ke books the earliest flight home. His waist and legs hurt so badly he can barely walk. Once back, he finishes writing his scholarship defense presentation, then hurriedly returns to school to slave away.

A senior student in his research group tells him that a new face is on the scholarship defense panel: a young professor who just joined the neighboring department. Apparently, the professor has a history with Fang Ke's advisor.

Fang Ke thinks this is trouble. Academic disputes are no concern of ordinary people like him, so he silently prays for his national scholarship. It's what he lives on.

Then, a week later, he takes the stage and starts reading from his slides. That's when he sees him:

The judge's panel is occupied by the man in a suit and tie, the one-night stand he'd once kissed until his Adam's apple turned red, the one who was insanely good in bed!

*

Yun Feng never believed in love at first sight, and he scoffed at whirlwind marriages.

But he never expected to wake up and find that the person who'd just married him in Las Vegas last night, promising to spend their lives together, had vanished without a trace.

For the first time in his life, he'd suffered such an insult. Had he been used for sex?

He never expected that not long afterward, he'd see the person he'd met only once before standing at the podium in the grand auditorium. His wife?

Economics graduate student x Literature professor

Theme: Everything has a spirit, and there is true affection in this world!