A long time ago, there was a college student, and then he... died.
He was hit by a car while on the road to earning his doctorate.
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"I'm such an idiot."
"I knew gamblers die badly, but I didn't know getting hit by a car while crossing at a crosswalk would pay out more. Waaah~"
System 110 had heard this for the 108th time. Its ears were practically callused.
This was a Detective Conan world where everyone was a villain. Whether on the good side or the bad, everyone was one step away from ruin.
"So your mission is to change this world."
College student: "...Why couldn't you have picked the high school version of me? You have to understand, I'm in college now! I'm way past the age for saving the world!"
This mission looked difficult, but was actually not simple at all.
The college student raised his hand. "Can I call myself Jiucai Hezi?"
"No!! You're going to be drawn into a manga. No pun-based names!"
"Kang Ri Fenzi?"
"Absolutely not!"
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The college student began his journey to save the world.
A handsome silver-haired guy? Go shoot a shampoo commercial!
A golden-haired, dark-skinned beauty? Join the other two and break into show business. The three of you can film Autumn on Fire. It's melodramatic and cliched, but totally addictive!
A gorgeous blonde with blue eyes? Go... oh, she's already a star! No problem, she can help the younger actors along. A gentle, considerate big sister is great too, right?
Later, the entire distillery had taken up residence in the entertainment industry. One day, they saw the little kid from the shampoo commercial on the big screen.
Conan: "...???"
Gin, Gin, what's wrong with you, Gin!
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Years later, the System gazed at the bright lights, revelry, and laughter in Beika Town, and fell silent.
Weren't explosions supposed to be art? Why had everyone turned into a bunch of goofballs?
Help, this wasn't how it had imagined things at all!
Theme: Every encounter is an unexpected meeting.
