Column "Pheromone Attraction" written in rough Chinese, please add it to your collection~
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Green tea flavor pure love style love brain doctor x cold outside and cute inside
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Yan Xu accidentally became a "young man with hemorrhoids". When he went to the hospital to see a doctor, he accidentally ended up in his ex-boyfriend's clinic.
Han Yixing pointed to the treatment bed next to him.
"Take off your pants and lie down on the bed
Keep the clamp so tight, spread your legs wider
I'm going in, it might hurt a little, please bear with it."
Hearing the deep magnetic voice of his ex-boyfriend whom he hadn't seen for seven years, sounded behind him, his face turned red with shame.
"The hemorrhoids have prolapsed and there is a risk of rupture. It is recommended to have surgery as soon as possible." Han Yixing, wearing a white coat, said expressionlessly.
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At a friend's party, a long-time friend asked Han Yixing: "Yan Xu raked in 200,000 yuan from you back then and left without saying a word. Is he coming back this time to get back together with you?"
Han Yixing said coldly: "He can get back together if he wants to? Who does he think he is?"
My friend said, "What if he stalks me?"
Han Yixing said word by word: "Tangle once, beat once."
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Late one night, Han Yixing, smelling of alcohol, was stuck on the road talking.
Han Yixing: "I don't answer my phone calls and I don't reply to my messages. Is there a boyfriend like you?"
Yan Xu hesitated and said, "Didn't we... Break up already?"
Han Yixing: "It's only been seven years of cold war. What kind of breakup is this?"
Narrative:......
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At another dinner party, Han Yixing's old friend saw Yan Xu outside the box.
The old friend earnestly advised: "Let's go quickly, Yan Xu! Stop pestering us! Let Yixing see that it's time to beat you!"
At this moment, Han Yixing walked towards them.
The old friend immediately became nervous and prepared to block the fight.
Han Yixing took Yan Xu's hands, which were red from the cold, put them to his lips and blew them gently.
Han Yixing asked warmly: "Baby, do you miss me?"
Old friend:? I'm the clown myself?
Small theater
Han Yixing carried Yan Xu to the floor-to-ceiling window and fiercely asked him to make up for everything he had lost in the past seven years.
Yan Xu said nervously: "The doctor said... You can't have a life within three years of the surgery!"
Han Yixing angrily shouted: "Which bastard doctor said that?"
Yan Xu: "... You."
Han Yixing:......
How can people dig such a big hole for themselves? !
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Pre-paid "Pheromone Attraction"
The abstinence system meets Plato, and it can lead to a raging fire if you are not careful.
A rough man with well-developed limbs and a tough mind. Attacks with a high-altitude flower on the outside and a small wild cat on the inside.
Chi Yu is twenty-eight years old, a single mother, and has always been stoic. He is indifferent to the videos of flirtatious men sent by his friends. He is nicknamed by his friends as "the god of frigidity in ancient Greece."
The company was working on a demolition project and encountered a difficult household. As the general person in charge of the project, Chi Yu personally went to the village in the mountains to find out.
The nail householder is an old lady in her eighties. It is said that the previous waves of negotiators who were sent did not even enter the house before being beaten out by the old lady with a cane.
Chi Yu was mentally prepared, but what he didn't expect was that the deaf and blind old lady took his hand affectionately, stuffed the gold bracelet and necklace into his hand, and muttered: "My granddaughter-in-law, this is my dowry back then, and now I give it to you..."
Chi Yu:......
He glanced sideways at the silent man standing next to him, who was about the same age as him.
There was a sudden heavy rain and the road out of the village was blocked by falling rocks. Chi Yu had to stay in the village for a few days.
Xie Baiyan took Chi Yu to the orchard where he planted and introduced him to new varieties of fruit trees.
Xie Boyan: "This kind of fruit tree can bear three kinds of fruits..."
Chi Yu stared at Xie Boyan's protruding Adam's apple and unconsciously ground his canines.
Xie Boyan: "This is..."
Chi Yu stared at his superior chest muscles and involuntarily twirled his fingertips.
Xie Boyan: "This is the tent I built for you..."
Chi Yu stared at his sexy pout lips, finally couldn't bear it anymore and pushed the other person down.
However, the other party pushed him away.
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After Xie Boyan pushed the person away, he did not regret it and just sat silently on the hillside all night.
When he returned home the next morning, he found that Chi Yu had left without saying goodbye, but Xie Boyan was completely panicked.
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Chi Yu felt that he was sick, but his friend said that you have encountered physical love. In layman's terms, you are greedy for someone else's body.
Chi Yu was so ashamed and angry that he only prayed that he would never meet that man again in his life.
Who would have thought that within a few days, the man would be standing downstairs in his company holding roses.
Now, Chi Yu couldn't understand him at all.
Later, Chi Yu accidentally heard that Xie Boyan seemed to be a Platonist.
Now, everything makes sense.
Chi Yu sat cross-legged and meditated, holding the Great Compassion Mantra in his left hand and the Purity Sutra in his right hand. He thought to himself that this kind of spiritual love is not impossible to talk about.
Until one day, Chi Yu couldn't hold it back anymore and secretly poked Xie Boyan's abdominal muscles while he was sleeping. Unexpectedly, Xie Boyan suddenly opened his eyes, which scared Chi Yu and quickly retracted his hand.
Xie Baiyan, with his sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed Chi Yu's wrist and exerted force on his arm. Chi Yu instantly felt like the world was spinning. The next second, Xie Baiyan was tightly caged under him. He asked in a low and hoarse voice: "Run away after touching him?"
Chi Yu was tortured to the point where he couldn't get out of bed. He was so tired that he couldn't even open his mouth. He was wrapped in Xie Baiyan's arms and fell asleep.
Chi Yu: Where is Plato as promised? ? ? ? ?
Intention: Justice may be late but it will come
