
What to Do If You Are Allergic to Your Ex-Boyfriend's Saliva
对前男友口水过敏怎么办
by I Never Knew Summer (曾不知夏)
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- Completed
- Length
- 434k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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(The column "Pheromone Attraction" is about the abstinence system meeting Plato, and it will cause a raging fire if you are not careful. Please save it~ The copy is at the bottom.) Meng Youning has been in the entertainment industry for ten years and is still a little transparent outside the 18th line. At a dinner, he met Jiang Yan, the boss of an investor and his first boyfriend who he dumped back then. Faced with doubts, his manager came forward to help him explain: "We Ningning are very innocent! We have never even been in love!" Meng Youning was so drunk that he didn't hear clearly what his manager said. He only saw Jiang Yan's face getting darker and darker. It was noon the next day when he regained consciousness. He woke up in a strange big bed, his lips swollen like sausages - he had allergies every time he kissed Jiang Yan before. Looking at Jiang Yan who was looking down at him from the side, Meng Youning twisted his clothes with his fingers and timidly asked what happened last night. Jiang Yan: "You puked all over me." Meng Youning: "." Jiang Yan: "Hold me and insist on getting a room with me." Meng Youning: "?" Jiang Yan: "Cry and beg me to take care of you." Meng Youning: "!" - Small theater Jiang Yan stared at Meng Youning's swollen lips and asked, "Besides me, are you allergic to other people's saliva?" Meng Youning glanced at him angrily and started to walk away, but Jiang Yan grabbed his wrist nervously: "Where are you going?" Meng Youning: "Find someone to kiss you and try to see if you are allergic." Jiang Yan: "..." How dare you! Reading guide: 0. This article is also known as "Sensitization" 1. There was another reason for the breakup, not allergies. 2. The first volume has more flashbacks, but it's very sweet~ 3. The entertainment industry is just a backdrop, this article is not an article about a career in the entertainment industry. 4. There are ways to cure allergies 5.1V1+HE --------Advance payment-------- "What are the consequences of flirting with your mortal enemy?" Attacking perspective: Lu Keyi has a sworn enemy. The two have been fighting against each other for many years, and they dislike each other. Recently, Lu Keyi discovered that Qi Yu was a little abnormal: During meetings, deliberately sit next to him; The look in his eyes was hazy and ambiguous; Qi Yu also deliberately gave Lu Keyi to drink from the cup he had used; ... Lu Keyi thought to himself that the single apartment he lived in now was a bit small, and Qi Yu's spoiled personality would definitely not be able to live there, so he would have to buy a big house. After the celebration banquet, the two stumbled onto the big bed in the hotel. Qi Yu competed with him to be the best in grades when he was in school, competed with him to be the best in performance at work, and even competed with him to be the best in bed. Lu Keyi said in a hoarse voice: "Except for this, I will let you do everything else from now on." The next morning, Lu Keyi waited for Qi Yu to wake up. Just as he was about to take out the ring he had prepared, he heard Qi Yu yell angrily: "Lu Keyi! Your work is too bad, 50 points! Failed!" Lu Keyi was stunned for a few seconds, then silently put the ring back, took a glass of water and handed it to Qi Yu: "You screamed too loud last night and your voice became hoarse. Drink some water to moisten your throat." Qi Yu:...... -------- Viewed from: Qi Yu's annoying nemesis stole his clients again! Really unable to swallow this breath, Qi Yu decided to take revenge no matter what this time. He knew that Lu Keyi was extremely homophobic. Although he was not gay, if it disgusted Lu Keyi, it was no big deal for him to pretend to be gay. The company held a high-level meeting. Qi Yu deliberately changed seats with others, sat next to Lu Keyi, and whispered in his ear: "You are awesome!" Seeing goosebumps rising on Lu Keyi's arms, Qi Yu raised the corners of his lips proudly. At the company cocktail party, Qi Yu handed Lu Keyi a glass of wine. After watching Lu Keyi finish the drink, Qi Yu slowly whispered to Lu Keyi: "I drank this glass." Seeing Lu Keyi running to the bathroom and vomiting wildly, Qi Yu laughed so much that he couldn't stand upright. At a celebration banquet, Qi Yu drank a little too much, and rolled into bed with Lu Keyi in a daze. What made Qi Yu lose his defense the most was that he actually lost to Lu Keyi again this time! Now that things have come to this, we have to give him some trouble! Qi Yu commented with ridicule and malice: "Lu Keyi! Your work is terrible, 50 points! Failed!" Seeing the expression on Lu Keyi's face becoming distorted inch by inch, Qi Yu finally took a breath. A few days later, the entire company was discussing Lu Keyi's transfer. The new position was in a branch in another city. There was no conflict of interest with Qi Yu, but Qi Yu was not as happy as expected. That night, Qi Yu worked overtime at the company until late at night. When he left, he found Lu Keyi waiting for him at the door. Qi Yu maintained his usual arrogant demeanor: "Do you have any last wishes?" "Yes." Lu Keyi put his hands on the wall behind Qi Yu and stared directly into Qi Yu's eyes, his expression focused and serious, "I want to apply for a make-up exam." Qi Yu:...... ———————— "Pheromone Attraction" The abstinence system meets Plato, and it can lead to a raging fire if you are not careful. A rough man with well-developed limbs and a tough mind. Attacks with a high-altitude flower on the outside and a small wild cat on the inside. Chi Yu is twenty-eight years old, a single mother, and has always been stoic. He is indifferent to the videos of flirtatious men sent by his friends. He is nicknamed by his friends as "the god of frigidity in ancient Greece." The company was working on a demolition project and encountered a difficult household. As the general person in charge of the project, Chi Yu personally went to the village in the mountains to find out. The nail householder is an old lady in her eighties. It is said that the previous waves of negotiators who were sent did not even enter the house before being beaten out by the old lady with a cane. Chi Yu was mentally prepared, but what he didn't expect was that the deaf and blind old lady took his hand affectionately, stuffed the gold bracelet and necklace into his hand, and muttered: "My granddaughter-in-law, this is my dowry back then, and now I give it to you..." Chi Yu:...... He glanced sideways at the silent man standing next to him, who was about the same age as him. There was a sudden heavy rain and the road out of the village was blocked by falling rocks. Chi Yu had to stay in the village for a few days. Xie Baiyan took Chi Yu to the orchard where he planted and introduced him to new varieties of fruit trees. Xie Boyan: "This kind of fruit tree can bear three kinds of fruits..." Chi Yu stared at Xie Boyan's protruding Adam's apple and unconsciously ground his canines. Xie Boyan: "This is..." Chi Yu stared at his superior chest muscles and involuntarily twirled his fingertips. Xie Boyan: "This is the tent I built for you..." Chi Yu stared at his sexy pout lips, finally couldn't bear it anymore and pushed the other person down. However, the other party pushed him away. - After Xie Boyan pushed the person away, he did not regret it and just sat silently on the hillside all night. When he returned home the next morning, he found that Chi Yu had left without saying goodbye, but Xie Boyan was completely panicked. - Chi Yu felt that he was sick, but his friend said that you have encountered physical love. In layman's terms, you are greedy for someone else's body. Chi Yu was so ashamed and angry that he only prayed that he would never meet that man again in his life. Who would have thought that within a few days, the man would be standing downstairs in his company holding roses. Now, Chi Yu couldn't understand him at all. Later, Chi Yu accidentally heard that Xie Boyan seemed to be a Platonist. Now, everything makes sense. Chi Yu sat cross-legged and meditated, holding the Great Compassion Mantra in his left hand and the Purity Sutra in his right hand. He thought to himself that this kind of spiritual love is not impossible to talk about. Until one day, Chi Yu couldn't hold it back anymore and secretly poked Xie Boyan's abdominal muscles while he was sleeping. Unexpectedly, Xie Boyan suddenly opened his eyes, which scared Chi Yu and quickly retracted his hand. Xie Baiyan, with his sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed Chi Yu's wrist and exerted force on his arm. Chi Yu instantly felt like the world was spinning. The next second, Xie Baiyan was tightly caged under him. He asked in a low and hoarse voice: "Run away after touching him?" Chi Yu was tortured to the point where he couldn't get out of bed. He was so tired that he couldn't even open his mouth. He was wrapped in Xie Baiyan's arms and fell asleep. Chi Yu: Where is Plato as promised? ? ? ? ? Intention: Remember your original intention and be yourself
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