Stop Pretending, You’re Into Me

A wildly imaginative superstar x a rather oblivious traditional Chinese medicine doctor

Self-delusion / bickering couple / showbiz

1.

After years in the industry, Chen Youbai had never met such an obsessive fan before.

The first time they met, she couldn't hold back and kissed his abs without permission.

The second time, he only wanted to arrange a follow-up appointment with her, but she excitedly texted him, calling him her husband.

Later, she even dared to boss him around at a bar. She really was out of control.

2.

He Shiyou was a little troubled. Why had her patients been so strange lately?

She asked one patient for their name, only to be told she wasn't authorized to know.

She'd just warned another to avoid alcohol while taking medicine, then turned around and ran into them at a bar.

One patient paid an exorbitant registration fee every day just to nap on the sofa in her office.

3.

Miss Ore: "I like people who are humble, reserved, and know their own worth."

Little White Rabbit: "Hah, isn't that me?"

Note:

*Neither lead is a perfect character. The male lead is extremely narcissistic at first.

Coming next: A Survival Guide for the Divorced Son-in-Law of a Wealthy Family

Dog-training romance / chasing-the-wife-to-the-crematorium / exceptionally devoted service

Xu Yingzhuo disliked Li Yuan's spoiled nature, while Li Yuan couldn't stand his womanizing ways.

To fulfill their families' KPIs, the two were forced together.

1.

Miss Li needed someone to wait on her every day. After they married, she actually made Xu Yingzhuo kneel down and wash her feet.

Young Master Xu resisted: "What are you doing? I'm your husband, not your servant!"

Li Yuan smiled faintly and placed her foot in his hands, as haughty as if she were granting him a favor.

Her red lips parted: "Not just anyone is qualified to wash my feet."

2.

Xu Yingzhuo was furious. He was a distinguished young master of the Xu family, yet he was living such a humble life!

Divorce! He absolutely had to get a divorce!

The next day, Xu Yingzhuo called a few actresses to go sing karaoke. When they left, he deliberately let the paparazzi photograph them.

Only after the photos had hit the trending charts did Xu Yingzhuo appear in front of Li Yuan, deliberately trying to provoke her:

"I cheated on you."

Li Yuan didn't even look up. "All right."

Xu Yingzhuo couldn't believe it. "I said I cheated on you!"

Li Yuan: "I know. I'll let it slide this time. Don't do it again, okay?"

Xu Yingzhuo: "???"

3.

Xu Yingzhuo got angry after all.

Something that serious, and Li Yuan had brushed it off just like that? Did she even have any respect for him as her husband?!

So when Li Yuan got home that night, she saw Xu Yingzhuo wrapped up in his blanket, tightly barricaded inside.

Li Yuan thought it was some new way of asking her to share his bed. She reached out to unwrap the thick cocoon, only to get a cold glare from him.

She sighed softly:

"Forget it. Once a man is over twenty-five, all he can do at night is lie under the covers and talk."

Xu Yingzhuo: "???"

4.

Only after Li Yuan finally conceived an heir did their families stop forcing this couple, who were together in name only, to stay married.

Li Yuan held their daughter tenderly, then turned around and tossed a stack of divorce papers at him in disgust. "Get lost."

Xu Yingzhuo was on the verge of tears. He asked unwillingly, "After all these years of working tirelessly and serving you like a servant, what was it all for?"

Li Yuan: "You were just unlucky."

Theme: Look at people with care, and conduct yourself with humility