I, the Father of Verlaine, Married an Ability User

Satou (crossed out), I mean, Nakanohara-kun, a random passerby over a hundred years old, woke up one morning to find himself a single father. Looking at this utterly unremarkable face and height with no competitive edge, then at the big son lying beside me, who looked about ten and wore a blank expression but had actually just been born, I thought: Wait, is this kid sick (not really)? His intelligence and body don't match at all! And so I became the father of the Transcendent Verlaine. With Robinson's help, how am I supposed to get off this deserted island and travel around the world, looking for Transcendent doctors in every country to "cure" Verlaine's illness and stop him from going after Rimbaud and the people around Chuuya? After all these years of raising a child alone with no money, what am I supposed to do with my life? But what I never expected was that the day Verlaine went after Rimbaud and the people around Chuuya never came. And I went from being a random passerby to a little cook who looks like he sees a city enforcement officer and takes off pushing his street cart, but is actually a little scientist who calls seven traitors his brothers! What's more, my beloved Xia Youkao showed up too, and became a Transcendent who plays with Clow Cards. At the front gate, he banged on the door with Chuuya, who had a baby bottle in his mouth, and shouted: "Stop hiding in there without answering! I know you're home. If you had the guts to steal my eldest son, you have the guts to open the door!" "I carried my younger son, Chuuya, all the way from Yokohama to Huaguo Mountain, begging for food as I went. I met the Transcendent Monkey King and Daiyu, then hitched a ride with Mr. Zhuge after getting on his good side to find you. Hurry up and open the door and pay my fare!" Years later, I looked at Verlaine and Rimbaud returning home as a happy couple, then at the black-haired, bandage-wrapped Dazai Chuuya had brought home. I compared his height, which had no competitive edge whatsoever, and patted his shoulder with a sigh. "This kid got his height from me." Reader's Guide: 1. The setting is based on Bungo Stray Dogs, but also includes classic works from various countries. The author and protagonist exist in the same world and share a special bond and identity. Both the author and protagonist have supernatural abilities. Transcendents are characters whose abilities are powerful enough to change the outcome of a war. 2. In the Bungo Stray Dogs setting, Verlaine is an artificial ability-user who was born in a laboratory at age fifteen. His body is fifteen years old, but he has only just been born in reality. Nakanohara-kun doesn't know this, which leads to a misunderstanding. 3. A silly comedy with everyone acting out of character. Any OOC is the author's responsibility. All historical figures are treated with respect. 4. A dual-POV ensemble story. All four members of the family are protagonists, and the POV changes according to the plot. 5. The previous life is covered in the companion novel, How to Get Cult Leader Geto to Call Me Dad Willingly. Either book can be read on its own; they are connected, but not much. Theme: The world is so big. Why limit ourselves to the little patch right in front of us?