The Villain System's Inner Thoughts Leak, Making Me Everyone's Crush

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System No. 011, codename Yao Yao, is the best mission-support System at the Space-Time Administration.

With staffing recently running short, his supervisor transferred him from the Protagonist Department to the Villain Department. He became the System assigned to the villain in an interstellar novel about a domineering protagonist's rise to power.

For the first time, Yao Yao thought his supervisor had a real eye for talent.

Every System has an animal form designed by the Main God. It went without saying that a tall, mighty red panda like him was destined to be the System of the most vicious villain of all.

Unfortunately, the villain was still growing up and got bullied every day, looking utterly pitiful.

Afraid he wouldn't get his year-end bonus, Yao Yao clenched his fist and decided to teach his timid Host how to become a villain, doing everything he could to make trouble for the protagonist's crew!

When they encountered a scheming male lead with eight hundred tricks up his sleeve

[Host, Host! This is the protagonist whose phoenix-man father will steal his mother's inheritance and immediately find him a stepmother. We can get leverage on him and threaten him!]

The protagonist paused, his gaze turning cold.

[The Empire's Military Academy's perfect, outstanding top student is a picky eater! How childish! We have to make fun of him! Quick, Host, threaten him while he still has money! Then we'll get Villain Points and earn lots of credits!]

Male lead: ...

Villain: ...

When they met the cold, arrogant, fabulously rich male supporting character

[Great, another big fish!]

[Host! This student council president is part of the protagonist's crew too. Right now, he's the protagonist's best buddy. He'll turn evil in the future when his father brings home his illegitimate child under the pretense of adoption, but for now, he's easy to bully!]

The male supporting character stopped in his tracks, his smile not reaching his eyes.

[He's that old and still likes collecting dolls. He's bought enough to fill a whole room! How childish! He's throwing a party at his house in a few days. We should embarrass him to his face!]

The male supporting character couldn't help raising a fist to his lips and coughing softly, hiding the smile he couldn't quite suppress.

Villain: It's fine. That's already pretty villainous.

To earn more credits, ambitious Yao Yao sometimes sneaked out and did bad things himself.

For example, he secretly put a piece of the male lead's most hated carrot on his plate, or pretended to be one of the male supporting character's dolls, hoping to fake a haunting and scare him into crying for his mommy...

He didn't notice the protagonist's crew watching him with increasingly dark expressions.

His only sweet trouble was that his credits were piling up too fast. (The red panda laughed with his paws on his hips.)

Later, as Yao Yao finally coaxed the villain into eating, the villain couldn't help reaching out to squeeze his fluffy paws. He tried to use a little cake to butter him up and see if he could get a chance to share his bed.

Just as he was about to get up and fetch it, several people nearby quickly crowded him out, surrounding the red panda and talking over one another.

Yao Yao, turn back into a person. Big Brother will take you out for a feast tonight.

Can I touch your ears?

Yao Yao, I'm scared of the thunder tonight. Will you stay with me?

The villain's face fell. He silently repeated Yao Yao's old mutterings in his mind, then sneered.

Why were his credits rising so fast?

Of course it was because more than one dog was working hard.

Yao Yao thought he was a born villain. He helped his Host kick toxic families to the curb, beat up the bad guys who tried to bully them, and harass the protagonist's crew along the way.

But even though he was already so bad, the protagonist's crew weren't afraid of him. Instead, they wanted to kiss his cheeks, pinch his soft, fluffy ears, and kept saying all sorts of strange things.

Yao Yao, you wouldn't want your Host to fail his mission, would you?

As usual, this is a harem-style novel. The protagonist is a System who can leave the System's space.

An interstellar setting, a silly, sweet, unconventional little romance. Everything serves the plot. The love interests' appearances are in no set order, and there will be other personality-splitting love interests too!

A cowardly, bully-the-weak red panda System × powerful, love-struck fragments with unpredictable personalities.

Check out my upcoming novel: Does an Honest, Saintly Dad Need to Be Loved by Everyone Too?

Blurb:

Lin Min is beautiful, but slow-witted.

Bound to Saint System 0766, he must play all sorts of do-gooder saintly cannon fodder in different worlds.

He works diligently at his roles, rushing toward danger and even refusing to back down when others betray him and send him to his death. But when he's actually about to die,

both the protagonist, who used to find him a nuisance, and the villain, who was planning to kill him, rush in, each trying to save him.

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"World 1"

[You're the blind husband in a horror game. You're kind and slow-witted, so anyone can bully you. In the end, you die a miserable death saving someone, at the hands of your husband, the dungeon's boss.]

To keep the BOSS from going out to hunt players, Lin Min grabs his “husband's” sleeve and says his head hurts and he wants his husband to stay with him. Then he suddenly feels tentacles winding around him.

He's forced to sit on his “husband's” lap and say all sorts of embarrassing things.

After the pitiful husband is rescued, he still trembles whenever someone touches him by accident, instinctively throwing himself into the protagonist's arms and kissing the man's lips with tear-reddened eyes, begging his husband to stop bullying him.

When the protagonist catches the soft body that comes flying into his arms, the other players' eyes turn red for no apparent reason.

Later, when the protagonist and the BOSS start fighting, Lin Min waits to be accidentally killed. But the two manage to protect him with everything they've got while also trying to kill each other.

Boss: Baby, you care about them that much? How about I cut off their heads and give them to you?

Protagonist: Baby, you wouldn't want to become a widower, would you? So how about marrying me after he's dead?

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"World 2"

[You're a country bumpkin, plaything to a bunch of rich heirs. You bring a token of love to an elite academy to find your boyfriend, but become trapped in a web of lies and deceit, reduced to a shared canary the rich playboys bully and abuse.]

Lin Min diligently follows the plot. They push him into the water, so he jumps in ahead of time. They order him to take off his clothes, so he promptly strips down to one piece. But when he's shivering with cold, someone suddenly picks up his clothes, wraps them around him, and holds him tight.

Soon, someone wants him all to himself.

But the other playboys who've been sharing him refuse to let him go, and start fighting fiercely out of jealousy.

After giving him all sorts of expensive gifts and kissing him until he's dizzy, they always grab him by the waist and threaten him: [Baby, your boyfriend's no good. How about dating me?]

[You wouldn't want your boyfriend to find out, would you?]

When Lin Min comes to his senses, he finds his haughty boyfriend, who was supposed to ignore him, acting as if someone stole his wife, eyes red with fury:

[Am I not enough for you on my own?]

[Do you have to go seduce them?]

World 3: The Disdained “Defective” Mermaid

World 4: The Boy Band's “Shared” Manager

World 5: The Rabbit Spirit Repays a Kindness

As Lin Min gets so caught up in being fought over in every world that he feels dizzy, people cradle his face tenderly and kiss him. He still can't help wondering: How did the plot end up like this?

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A beautiful, slow-witted, universally adored protagonist × love interests with all kinds of personalities

1. The universally adored husband trope. The author is a shameless romantic.

2. A battlefield of competing love interests. The protagonist has lots of unrequited admirers. He's the sort of slow-witted beauty who meekly lets himself be bullied to protect others.

Theme: Life is a wilderness