[Updates along with the rankings, I guess T.T A lighthearted, funny slice-of-life story about gods, demons, and monsters making their way in the entertainment industry. Please add it to your collection and leave a comment~]
The Celestial Court’s Reemployment Guidance Office tracks down Zhishuang, a discarded deity whose true form is a luan bird. After sleeping for a thousand years, she has almost no divine power left, and her followers have vanished.
Guidance Office: “Hey, there’s a new job waiting for you.”
Zhishuang is overjoyed and eagerly asks what the job involves. “What do people believe in most these days? Praying for rain?”
Guidance Office: “They use artificial rainmaking now.”
Zhishuang: “Then what about praying for love?”
Guidance Office: “Young people aren’t exactly keen on getting married these days.”
Zhishuang: “Then what about praying for wealth?”
Guidance Office: “That one’s still popular. The question is, can you deliver?”
Zhishuang, panicking: “Is it too late to reincarnate as the God of Wealth in my next life?”
The Guidance Office appears democratic, but in reality, it forces the job on her. “Dear, have you considered becoming an idol?”
At an audition for an idol trainee group
Interviewer: “How many fans do you hope to have after you debut?”
Zhishuang [cautiously]: “Uh... a hundred?”
Interviewer: “A million? Don’t you have a more ambitious goal?”
The interviewer asks again: “Whose songs do you usually like listening to?”
Zhishuang: “Uh... Phoenix, I guess. Though they might not count as people = =.”
Interviewer: “Phoenix Legend, right? Lots of young people like them these days.”
Zhishuang [meekly]: “Uh... yeah.”
After debut, during a reporter interview
Reporter: “You sing so beautifully. Do you have a secret?”
Zhishuang [honestly]: “It’s a racial talent.”
Reporter: “Your fans love showering you with praise. What are some of the more realistic compliments you’ve heard?”
Zhishuang: “Divine idol, divine voice, divine singing.”
Reporter: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
When fallen gods reappear, the city is no longer at peace, and Zhishuang has no choice but to venture into the divine realm, the human world, and the demon wilderness to set things right.
Zhishuang: “I was told the job was just singing, dancing, and rapping! What do you mean I have to go to the Underworld too? Waaah, I’ll behave, please let me off!”
Theme: Hard work brings rewards
It's really not fun for teachers in elective programs to teach God how to do things. Singing this kind of song related to God does not require strong emotions at all, because God does not have big emotions in the first place, just like all living things. To put it bluntly, does the protagonist understand God or does the mentor understand God? Does the protagonist understand faith or does the mentor understand faith? Not to mention that the protagonist is a colleague of God. In this case, his position is actually to witness mankind's praise of this kind of god, which should have a unique flavor. That is to say, the degree of completeness cannot be low. There are also people in the entertainment industry whose face is really important to everything. It is no joke that their face is in the country. The great beauty without makeup is Jinshan. The debut was absolutely popular. Not to mention his singing ability is so high. If you sing well, you can be popular even if you look ugly. Not to mention that the singing is so good and the appearance is so good.
When will the teacher update? (QAQ)
It's obviously very well written, but why are there so few people reading it (?.?)
Looking forward to the update(???)