A Fu is a little anomalous creature with the appearance of a baby bird. He lives with his family beneath a freezing glacier, where he has a happy home and a sea-monster neighbor next door who brings him seafood. Life is pretty sweet.
The only problem is that A Fu has a terrible memory. Every so often, he loses his memories and foolishly follows humans around, thinking he’s their pet.
Each time, his old father wails as he follows behind and brings his amnesiac little chick home. But the chick doesn’t recognize him and declares, "I a human pet! Human raise me, human, good~"
His old father feels as if the sky has fallen in.
With no other choice, they temporarily settle among the humans, and little A Fu even goes to kindergarten with his human friends.
But whenever his old father secretly follows him, this is what he sees:
Teacher: "Little mouths..."
A Fu obediently finishes the phrase: "...stay closed~"
Old father: "..."
My son, you’re an anomaly at the top of the food chain! How can you let a human teacher order you around so obediently?!
The other little anomalies sense the powerful aura coming from A Fu and flock to him to pledge their loyalty. A Fu slings his baby bottle over his shoulder, waves his little hand, and accepts them as his underlings.
His new underlings think they’ve found a powerful backer. They rub their hands together, arrange a showdown with their longtime rivals, and prepare to fight. But when their new boss sees how ugly the rival looks, he bursts into tears.
Underlings: "...?"
Wait, is our boss actually a little kid?!
Only after A Fu cries and calls over his powerful relatives do the underlings finally accept him wholeheartedly. Looking at these monarch-class anomalies, they cry out, "Boss A Fu, we bow down to you!"
Besides these underlings, A Fu also makes lots of human friends. But when the time comes, he loses his memories again.
Years later, the authorities issue an announcement: Anomalies have arrived. Citizens, please stay safe.
As it happens, A Fu is always near the sites where anomalies appear. A strange organization that captures monsters not only catches him, but also pounds the table and tells him to stop pretending to be stupid.
He is always surrounded by a group of strange ability users. They are so powerful that they have become the strongest in their territories, yet they take his hand and ask him pitifully, "Didn't we promise to be best friends for life?"
Amnesiac A Fu: O.o?
Seriously? I don't know you.
Old father: No! All of you, back off!
The Yu Yi family is the most powerful family among the anomalies. Every member is a monarch-class anomaly, but this time there's an exception: their youngest member trips and falls on flat ground while walking.
He even gets scared and cries when he sees them.
Other anomalies: Trying not to laugh.
A Fu, surrounded by anomalies who mock him: "...Wah."
The other family members silently pick up their knives: Kill them!
Bonus Scene:
After the anomalies arrive, fear spreads through people's hearts at every moment. But one day, they discover a polite little anomaly in the form of a bird.
A guide to winning the bird's affection:
1. Compliment his beautiful feathers.
The bird's affection goes up by one.
2. Keep tasty sweets on hand and feed them to him.
The bird's affection goes up by two.
3. Give him a cute stuffed toy.
The bird's affection goes up by three.
Win the affection of the little bird anomaly and earn his protection. Long live the Chirp Clan!
Here's a new upcoming novel I'd like to recommend: "A Hands-On Guide to Raising a CEO." Here's the blurb:
"He pursues, he runs, but he can't escape."
Just before Ning Zhirong was about to complete his PhD, he died suddenly and transmigrated into a CEO romance novel, becoming the pitiful protagonist who gets ruthlessly pursued and possessed by the CEO male lead.
The protagonist comes from a destitute family: a dead mother, a cruel father, a gravely ill younger brother, and a life in tatters.
After entering the entertainment industry, the sweet and adorable protagonist is kept by the domineering male lead, who is absurdly overbearing. The poor thing, starved for affection, not only cooks for love but also unconditionally puts up with the male lead's endless sarcasm and late-stage mania.
Ning Zhirong: "..."
With that kind of perseverance, you should get a PhD.
System: "Please take your role as the protagonist seriously and complete the key plot points. A professional audience team will be scoring your performance."
Ning Zhirong has no choice but to rein in his prickly temper and seriously play the pushover. But... is something wrong with the male lead?
On a couples' variety show, the CEO male lead sticks to him every second like a clingy golden retriever who can't bear to be apart from anyone. The moment he can't see Ning Zhirong, he grabs someone and asks, "Have you seen my older brother? Where is my older brother?"
Oh, right. The CEO is a year younger than him.
At the plot point where the male lead is supposed to pin him against a wall, red-eyed and gripping him by the waist to declare his ownership before kissing him in a jealous rage, Ning Zhirong has only just worked up a few tears when the male lead suddenly takes out a tissue and carefully starts wiping down the wall.
Ning Zhirong: "...?"
The CEO male lead blushes for some reason. "There's dust on the wall, and you're wearing white. I don't want to get your clothes dirty."
"May I kiss you now?"
Ning Zhirong: "..."
Aren't you being a little too polite?
Before the task has even gotten underway, Ning Zhirong realizes his partner has gone off the rails. With no other choice, and hoping to get the best score on the final task, he has to teach the CEO male lead how to act like a CEO, one step at a time.
"Put your hand on my waist and look a little more intimidating."
"Don't be so obedient. Do what you want, and don't ask for my opinion."
"You got into an argument with antis and cried? Give me your phone. I'll deal with them."
"..."
The audience: "...?"
Wasn't this supposed to be a story about a domineering CEO and his sweet wife?
What on earth are you two?!
Theme: Work is the key to a better life.
"Because it hates not checking traffic" is a big bug for the author~
It's not keeping
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Indescribable haste and sloppiness
The baby bird is so cute
"Because it hates not checking traffic" is a big bug for the author~ It's not keeping
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I like it (σ≧?≦)σ
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Hahaha, how long until father arrives?
Hahahaha so funny
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