This is an era of looking at faces.
Together, the deafening legend of Kyushu.
He was the most magnificent young king in Da Qi, and his one glimpse moved the world. Princes and grandsons spent all their wealth just to catch a glimpse of him, and enemy spies risked their lives to enter the palace just to report his grace and military intelligence.
It's a pity that this god who was holding flowers and chuckling in the clouds only served as the emperor for half a day. Before he could finish hearing the whole "Long live, long live, long live, long live", he was trampled through the palace gate by the enemy emperor Li Qianjie's cavalry, and became the king of the country's subjugation, and... He was hit face first on the ground.
Everyone who heard this was heartbroken and wished they could suffer the disaster of national subjugation for Qi Ji and behead the "great tyrant" Li Qianjie alive.
But they don't know——
There were no jade seals, no military talismans, and no soft goods in the luggage that everyone was running away with. They were only filled with the sisters' rouge, storybooks, and snacks...
Qi Ji was hurriedly stuffed into the carriage by twelve sisters. They cried and cried: "Ji Ji, your empire is gone."
Qi Ji hugged the things brought by his sisters tightly and looked confused: "... The important thing is to participate. Sister, the wind is so strong, my crown is about to fall off."
"Wait a minute, sister, why are you all crowding in? Didn't you agree to let me run away first?"
"... Who? Who took away the gold leaf hidden in my waistband?! Third sister, is it you?"
In a flurry of excitement, Qi Ji and his sisters disguised themselves as village women carrying dung and finally fled to the enemy's country.
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In order to restore the country, thirteen siblings decided to start a large-scale business on the territory of their sworn enemy Li Qianjie, draining Li Qianjie's national treasury.
The eldest sister, Leng Yan, works as a security guard, and the second sister, who is a money addict, is in charge of the money bag.
The nymphomaniac third sister is a spy, and the fourth sister, a cooking god, is also a poisoner.
The fifth sister makes props by hand, and the sixth sister is a professional trickster.
The seventh sister, an agriculturist, went to farm, but the eighth sister, a veterinarian, rebelled.
The ninth sister of the Legal Affairs Bureau took advantage of the loopholes, and the tenth sister of the magic stick... Uh... Made up the numbers.
The eleventh sister is strong enough to carry the weight, but the twelfth sister is socially awesome!
As for Qiji—the shopkeeper and sloganeer: "Our goal is—"
Sisters: "Make money! Make trouble! Make that Li Qianjie who kills Qiandao so angry!"
As a result, countless "conscience" companies quickly emerged in the enemy's territory: grain stores, oil stores, weapons stores, restaurants and brothels... Cough, intelligence buildings!
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After destroying Da Qi, Li Qianjie found that everything was not going well:
The confidant is obsessed with the "Qi Ji Anti-hair Loss" soap locust; the national treasury tax revenue is also inexplicably taken away by this "Qi Ji"; even if he wants to drink good tea, he has to look at the mood of the "Qi Ji" boss?
Li Qianjie couldn't bear it anymore and traveled incognito, determined to meet the boss of "Qi Ji" for a while.
Unexpectedly, before I arrived at Qiji's shop, I was bombarded with comments from my own subjects along the way:
"Did you see it? Qi Ji's Thirteenth Prince is really stunning."
"No, he is much more handsome than the legendary His Majesty Qi Ji from Da Qi!"
"Hush - keep your voice down! People like this must never be seen by our king..."
"Why?"
"Hey, you still need to ask? With our king's attitude of destroying the country and seizing the treasure, if he meets Thirteenth Lang, what can be the second result? He will definitely take back the harem directly. That wouldn't be a shame!"
"It makes sense. A horse like the king has really ruined the noble Thirteenth Lang."
The more Li Qianjie listened, the darker his face became. He had never even touched a woman's hand so far, so why did he become a stallion? ? ?
The people under his rule were all bewildered by the beauty of this merchant? !
He wanted to see what kind of celestial figure this "Thirteenth Lang", who made him uneasy in the court and admired by the public, was, causing harm to the country and the people -
Small theater:
Li Qianjie increased taxes again.
After discussion, the sister and brother group decided to implement a honey trap to make the "stallion" surrender under the skirts of the sisters.
However... The sisters who took turns to fight were all wiped out.
"Weiwei, it's all up to you! Women can't do it, but men can do it." The sisters looked distressed as if their little cabbage was about to be eaten by a pig.
Live up to expectations. The delicate little cabbage was successfully lured to the dragon bed by the wily Li Qianjie. They were ambiguous and affectionate. He was looking forward to his next move... Qi Ji suddenly took out a pair of... Mahjong tiles made of white jade:
"Your Majesty! It's been a long night, and I have no intention of sleeping. The common people have come to invite you... To do some serious business!"
"The bet is, if I win, the tax will be halved. If you win... I... I will play eight more rounds with you!"
Li Qianjie, who was waiting to throw himself into his arms: "..."
#, Wake up quickly, your sweetheart is working hard to become your gravedigger#
Little Pretty Shou, the king of subjugated country with a strange brain circuit (all traces)
Gong who is so powerful that he can dominate the world but loves his wife so much (Li Qianjie)
*1VS1, Shuang Jie, senior, five years apart in age
*Shadow sculpture, brother and sister start a business, sister is loved and treasured by the team, and brother and sister are happy every day
*Fantasy, do not refer to any real dynasty, it is privately set up, please do not use any real research.
Purpose: To love each other with the whole world
