I am a pothos plant.
The kind that costs 4.99 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo, and comes with a replacement guarantee if it dies. The seller advertises it as easy to keep alive, easy to care for, good at absorbing formaldehyde, and beneficial to your health.
In short, I’m an utterly ordinary, ordinary plant.
But even so, I have my dignity!
Wen Que’er, I’m warning you: if you pluck my leaves again to avoid greeting your coworkers, I’m not going to let you get away with it! I’m hy?@tu#%ggh!@#…
Wen Que’er: Oh my God, the pothos can talk!
*A grumpy pothos spirit and her friends’ marvelous adventure
Theme: Caring for plants is everyone’s responsibility
