A Chubby Little Bird Farms and Raises Chicks in the Wasteland

After Tao Qiu died, he was reborn as a plump little bird in a wasteland world. From hatching to growing up, he spent many years in a daze.

It wasn't until he turned twenty that he transformed into human form and regained his memories of his previous life as a human.

Bad news: His uncontrollable heat had arrived.

Good news: A handsome man had appeared in his territory.

Tao Qiu happily carried the man back to his nest.

That night, the two of them ended up in bed together.

The next day, Tao Qiu went out to find food, but when he returned, the man was gone.

A month later, Tao Qiu laid three eggs. Another month later, they hatched into three little birds.

Just like that, Tao Qiu became the father of three children.

To feed himself and his kids, Tao Qiu started farming in the heavily polluted wasteland. From the start, he had just one blade of grass, but by autumn, his granary was full.

Years later, the valley where the father and his children lived had gone from barren to lush and green, constantly filled with the fragrant scents of fruits and vegetables. Countless ferocious beasts coveted it.

The three plump little birds were brimming with fighting spirit. To defend their food, they pecked every approaching beast full of holes.

One day, the three birds dragged a human back home, chirping excitedly at Tao Qiu, "Daddy, Daddy, we want to eat this today!"

Tao Qiu looked at the familiar man, then at his drooling children, and suddenly remembered a dark joke.

Life is dull, so roast my dad over charcoal for a little flair.

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The hottest news at Yong'an Base lately was that Lou Yu, the base's strongest fighter, had brought back a man and three little ones. Rumor had it they were his partner and children!

Passerby A: "He was only gone a few days. How could he have kids that big? They must be stepchildren."

Passerby B: "Stepchildren or not, supplies are scarce now. You have to make a single potato last three meals. If Lou Yu has to support five people by himself, he'll probably work himself to death on missions."

Passerby C: "Agreed. That man and those kids are all fair and soft-looking. They clearly won't be easy to feed."

Some time later, the fruits and vegetables Tao Qiu and the children grew became a hit with the people at the base, earning them both fame and money.

Lou Yu: "Actually, my wife and kids are the ones supporting me."

Everyone: "You don't have to tell us. We figured that out ages ago!"

1. A heartwarming slice-of-life story about a handsome guy raising kids and farming. There are tons of powerful golden fingers. It's all feel-good fun and sweetness.

2. There are lots of personal headcanons, all in service of the plot. Please don't overanalyze them.

3. Lots of kids, so if that's your thing, come on in. If it's not, proceed with caution (heart).

Theme: People can overcome anything, and love for farming