Who Says the Greats Aren't Fine Tea?

Because of issues with this book's worldbuilding, I don't plan to continue updating it. It will automatically be unlocked when the term expires. I may write another xianxia story in the future, depending on how things go.

A deceptively sweet, calculating flirt of a gong and a seemingly obedient shou who's a fighter in front of others

Yi Mian transmigrated into the cultivation world and cultivated himself into a blade of grass.

Years later, he returned to the human world with a golden finger from the cultivation world, only to find it swept up in the apocalypse, with human civilization on the brink of collapse.

One awakened Esper after another appeared in the apocalypse. Yi Mian kept a low profile among them, posing as an ordinary Esper who could tame mutated plants.

Yi Mian's frail appearance had fooled countless people.

Everyone thought he was nothing but a pretty face, a weakling who was just trying to survive.

But the power of a blade of grass was far beyond what anyone could imagine.

He began by controlling the life of plants, and eventually came to control the laws governing the growth of all living things.

Every living thing was under his control.

He could even control people's minds and souls.

A handsome young man broke into the fortress of mutated plants under Yi Mian's control.

His skin was snow-white, and his emerald-green eyes shone with a cold light as he struck down every mutated plant that came near.

Yi Mian's first thought was that he was beautiful. His second was that it was a pity. The reckless young man had trespassed on his territory and would pay with his life.

But the next moment, the decisive young man blushed to the tips of his ears as he looked at Yi Mian. His beautiful snake tail, covered in emerald scales, emerged beneath him, and he stammered, "I... I want to follow you..."

"I'll do anything for you."

Yi Mian's pity vanished in an instant, and he accepted this beautiful follower.

Extra Scene 1

One day, the little snake lost control of his tail.

The little snake clung to Yi Mian, wrapping his tail around him again and again.

"When did you start coveting me, anyway?"

"A long, long time ago..."

That day, the little snake nibbled all over him.

His flushed face pressed against Yi Mian, burning hot and making his heart itch. But his tail, cool scales and all, curled around Yi Mian in an attempt to please him, never leaving his side.

Even so, the snake still wasn't satisfied.

"Yi Mian... come a little closer."

"We're already at negative distance. How much closer can we get?"

Yi Mian held the dazed, delirious snake close, his hot hand gently stroking the cool scales.

Luckily, Yi Mian had been coveting this silly snake for a long, long time, too.

Extra Scene 2

Zhen Zhu: Yi Mian, could you come over for a second? My tail feels a little itchy.

Yi Mian stepped closer, ran his fingertips over the trembling snake tail, then pressed down on it. The tail dropped completely.

Yi Mian: Ah Zhu, your face is so red. Aren't snakes cold-blooded? Why are you so hot?

Zhen Zhu's little face flushed at Yi Mian's words, leaving him dizzy and flustered. All he could do was wrap his tail around Yi Mian to please him.

tip: They both love each other, and only make exceptions for each other

Lots of headcanons

They dote on each other, happy ending

Theme: Live well