
After My Husband and I Swapped Bodies, He Demanded a Divorce
夫郎和我互穿后闹和离了
by Tracing Upstream by Boat (御舟上溯)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 264k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Originally titled Don't Be a Coward
[Adorable, loyal puppy of a troublemaking top × Wise, beautiful wife]
As the only son of the undefeated God of War of the Xin Dynasty, Zhou Rusheng has been wild since childhood. Even when he gets into trouble and gets beaten, he never backs down. The only person who can soften his temper is his childhood friend, Xu Lin.
He thought the two of them would always be close, but after a bout of high fever, Xu Lin suddenly became a ger and married him to avoid a political marriage.
Then a System called 003 appeared in Zhou Rusheng's mind. He was a little tyrant who could roam heaven and earth, yet because of this stupid assist System, he was forced to switch bodies with his refined, proper, frail, beautiful ger wife.
And so, their positions were completely reversed.
Xu Lin played the little tyrant outside, carefree and happy, while Zhou Rusheng was miserably locked up at home, doing accounts and copying Buddhist scriptures.
This isn't fair! He wanted to go out and have fun too!
If they wouldn't let him out, he'd crawl through the dog door.
The dog door was sealed? Zhou Rusheng: Raising a hand doesn't mean I'm sorry. It means, Mom, you still need to work on that.
And so he began tearing the house apart.
While his wife went to work, he blew up the fishpond.
While his wife went on campaign, he picked a fight with his mother-in-law.
While his wife investigated cases, he made things even messier.
Xu Lin had no choice but to pursue his career while cleaning up after his unruly ancestor. He'd coax Zhou Rusheng into taking his medicine while dressed in his official robes, and the servants passing by had long since gotten used to it.
They say spouses are birds of the same forest, but there's always someone trying to make them fly apart.
At the Feast at Hongmen, every kind of trick and humiliation was thrown their way.
Zhou Rusheng's response: Flip the table and fight! He scared the gossips unconscious, wrecked the banquet, and infuriated the villains.
But the moment he saw Xu Lin, his arrogance vanished.
He flung himself into Xu Lin's arms and turned on the charm: They all insulted me and hit me. I was so angry my chest hurts. Will you rub it for me?
Everyone: Heaven, please tell us who is loyal and who is treacherous!
Then Zhou Rusheng was told to go to the tavern and bring his “husband” home. From a distance, he saw Xu Lin seated at the head of the table, every gesture radiating the bearing of someone in power.
Zhou Rusheng's mouth drooped. Xu Lin seemed much happier being himself than being his wife. He felt like crying. What should he do?
System 003: You're about to lose your wife.
Zhou Rusheng: Send me fifty yuan and I'll show you my master plan to win my wife back.
Xu Lin wanted freedom, so Zhou Rusheng would win it for him.
When Xu Lin was surrounded by enemy troops, with his life hanging by a thread, Zhou Rusheng fought his way through the bloodshed in a red battle suit and shouted, “Who says a ger is inferior to a man?”
Kill the tyrant and enthrone a new emperor. I'll win my wife's freedom!
“I'll give you the freedom you want. Don't give up on loving me.”
“I love you, freedom or no freedom.”
Content warnings:
They will eventually switch back into their own bodies!!!
Not suitable for readers with extreme character preferences.
The gong is adorable and a bit frail (while in the shou's body), but he'll grow stronger later. Please think twice before reading if you can't accept that.
There is some pursuing-the-wife drama, but no crematorium. Overall, this is a sweet story, and the gong and shou dote on each other.
The story features a ger setting, with some original worldbuilding.
Body-swap trope.
Happy ending.
Coming soon: After the Tragic Novel's Protagonist Awakens, He Locks His Heart and Loves No More [Quick Transmigration]
[Cold, seemingly heartless but secretly tsundere queen gong × Innocent, obedient, secretly obsessive and ruthless shou]
Luo Huaishi had long since mastered the Heartless Dao, yet still couldn't ascend. He consulted the Heavenly Dao and learned that his destined one was his tribulation of love. From then on, he went into seclusion and cut off contact with everyone, even severing his master-disciple bond with his only pupil.
As he emerged from seclusion, signs of ascension appeared, but his pupil, who had betrayed him and fallen into demonic cultivation, framed him. In the end, heavenly lightning struck him until his body and soul were destroyed.
Covered in blood, he only stared at the disciple who had accompanied him for a hundred years. His eyes remained as calm as ever.
Just before his consciousness faded, someone covered his eyes. “Sleep, Master. I'll accompany you on the road to ascension.”
“Ding! Tragic Novel Protagonist Awakening System successfully bound. Host, collect the required regret points.”
1. Wild, sultry, pure-and-sensual wife gong / Ascetic, cold, patriarchal daddy shou
System: You are a gentle wife raised by a family, chosen as the spouse of a rigid, old-fashioned CEO. You give him everything, but never win his heart. After falling into depression, you're divorced and abandoned, meeting a tragic end.
Luo Huaishi: You have to love yourself. Male hosts at the bar, money in hand.
You're gentle and innocent in public, but wild and sultry in private. After your true nature is discovered, your husband becomes deeply attracted to you.
You stop waiting for him and live freely, while he grows anxious and waits for you to come back.
Luo Huaishi: You meet my standards for a wife. I'll consider you if you take the bottom.
2. Honest, gentle husband beta / Amnesiac, aloof, pregnant omega (light BDSM)
System: You're an incompetent beta husband, mocked for your stutter. When your wife regains her memory, she abandons you and your child. Unacknowledged, you can only travel a thousand miles with your child to find her, only to discover she's already engaged again.
Luo Huaishi: I examine myself three times a day. It's good to admit your mistakes and correct them.
You stop being obedient to your wife in every way and become quiet and reserved. Your rare show of toughness draws her closer.
You discover your wife's secret.
Luo Huaishi: Bad dog. You need to be punished for disobedience.
3. Genius jockey / Wealthy, spoiled playboy heir
System: You're a poor but exceptionally talented jockey. For the sake of your dream, you willingly become someone's secret lover, only to gradually fall for your sponsor's tender pursuit. In the end, you discover it was all just a bet.
Luo Huaishi: Keeping true to yourself is the right way to live.
You don't argue or make a fuss. You're still thoughtful and understanding, as if you can tolerate any betrayal, carefully weaving a net of love around him.
Just as your prey is caught, you take back all your affection.
Luo Huaishi: I'm only doing what a lover should. As a reward, I want a new set of gear for this year's competition.
4. Aloof, affection-starved, loyal poor student / Beloved young master whose education is sponsored
5. Naive human kept as a pet / Fox beastman with a psychological disorder
6. Hardworking, injured team captain / Arrogant top player who toys with people's feelings (esports)
7. Ailing regent who raises a young emperor / Ambitious, wolf-cub emperor (historical)
8. Master's body-double shadow guard / Proud young master of a sect (substitute)
(World settings undecided)
*Bonus scene:
The System watches in despair as the Host is abused by the shou, the protagonist of the world.
System: Don't fall for him.
Luo Huaishi scoffs: I'm a star pupil of the Heartless Dao. The human heart is nothing but an amusing game to me.
System: ...What a poser.
The next moment, the System sees Luo Huaishi half-heartedly letting the world's protagonist shou pull him into bed.
System, deliberately: A star pupil of the Heartless Dao?
Luo Huaishi, unflustered: I cultivate the Heartless Dao. That doesn't mean I can't have sex.
*Reader's guide:
1. One-on-one, happy ending, both leads are virgins.
2. The gong and shou's personalities change with each world's story. The shou is a fragment, and the gong is putting on an act.
3. The gong acts out his role more than he empathizes with it, but not forever.
4. There will be melodrama, and the gong pursues the shou in every world! Read with confidence. (Not suitable for readers with extreme character preferences.)
5. The order of the worlds may differ from what's listed here.
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This will be the next book I write~
Theme: Love should be said out loud!
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I was very interested at first, but this guy is not stupid, he is stupid. I don't like him either. I was speechless. I am not targeting my wife, I just want to scold this guy.
It's really super beautiful!! 💪 Come on for the baby teacher exam 💪
The much-loved body swap is here
😚 Baby, you don't need to send me red envelopes! (I just read two chapters on the way, but I haven't read them carefully yet)
It's so good-looking, it's two people doting on each other. Shou suffered so much before and Gong didn't care at all and ran all the way towards the be route. Now he can think from others' perspective and grow up. And in the same encounter, Gong was protected by Shou. Shou had nothing at the time and could only support herself. Although the evil mother-in-law is Gong's own mother, I think what she did is quite unforgivable. Gong now feels that he still wants the two sides to coexist peacefully. Personally, he wants to see her get karma...
Not bad, not suitable for attack and control
Madam, please come on and write!!
You are so special. You are different from other authors I know. You give me the feeling that I can update it ten times a day. You are constantly writing, lively and interesting. You are just limited by the number of jj's daily updates. In fact, you should update more, but you are defeated by the reality. You give me the feeling that Yu Hua wrote so awesomely, you will attract my attention anytime I see you. Even if you only wrote one chapter, I think there must be more in your draft box, but you have your own protective film and don't want to be broken by the outside world. [Orange Candy] Got it
The giant is so good-looking that you won't lose money if you invest in it 🐰
Plot twist, house arrest [Let me be healthy]