Don't Mess with the Student Council President [An English Major Takes on Hogwarts]

*Uses the Harry Potter setting but doesn't follow the original plot. Few characters from the original, little Western fantasy. The focus is on blending Chinese and Western elements. Please check the tags!

It has been many years since Voldemort was defeated in the twenty-first century, and peace reigns at Hogwarts.

To promote cultural exchange between China and the West, China's cultivation world sends a group of international students to the wizarding schools every three years, and Hogwarts is one of their destinations.

A portal has been established directly between China's Mount Shu Sect and Britain's Hogwarts.

In 20xx, the previous group of international students graduated, and a new group of ten arrived.

Word has it that this group includes the strongest members of the new generation in China's cultivation world.

She is dashing and graceful! She is exceptionally talented! She is the chosen one!

Just look at that disdainful gaze of hers. Isn't it intoxicating?

But the so-called "chosen one," Zhong Ling, doesn't dare say a word. Help! Please stop! I'm just a Muggle who transmigrated here!

1. Zhong Ling: "Why did my senior get assigned Dream of the Red Chamber? At least she's a Yue opera actress. I was kicked all the way from China to Britain, and it's a magical world, too!"

System: "Because you're an English major!"

Zhong Ling: "..."

One more career path for English majors!

2. She had her heart set on going to her happy place, Hufflepuff, where she could lie flat and slack off. She'd even planned her livestream content: just food and lifestyle videos. But she was sorted into the most competitive house, Ravenclaw, and appointed president of the international students' association.

The reason was: the alchemy student had wrecked the greenhouse's magical plants, the talisman student was experimenting with his talisman power, the artifact smith was secretly making artifacts, and the two of them had blown up a classroom together. The little monk's vegetables outside the castle had grown so well they were taking up the groundskeeper's space. The young Taoist had taken his junior brother into the forbidden forest to hunt demons. The corpse driver and the holy son had gotten up in the middle of the night to cook rice noodles, waking half the castle with the smell and drawing them all to the kitchen. There, they saw the corpse driver's "pet" and a bunch of them fainted, while another bunch cried from the spicy noodles, and yet another bunch were knocked out by poisonous bugs. Now the Hospital Wing is packed.

Only you seem completely trustworthy.

Zhong Ling: "123...8. Wait, where's the other one?"

Prefect: "Don't mention him. Since term started, we haven't seen him apart from the first day."

Zhong Ling: "...No. I'm not doing it either."

Prefect: "There's a stipend."

Zhong Ling: "I'm in! Attention! So, um... how do I get paid?"

3. Surrounded by students all wearing identical house robes, their group's clothes were... colorful, to say the least. Every style was completely different, and full of personality!

There were the simple outfits: the young Taoist in his robes and the little monk in his cassock.

There were the glamorous ones: the Miao maiden covered in silver jewelry and the young master of the demon clan, dressed in an exotic style.

And then there were the downright terrifying ones: Hey, you over there! Who taught you to use a zombie as a decoration? What do you mean, it's your pet?! Hogwarts does not allow humanoid pets!

Even she, dressed in plain white, wore traditional Chinese robes with crossed collars and narrow sleeves, and carried a long sword engraved with a landscape and birds and flowers that looked incredibly impressive.

The sword was named Moon Chill, but she couldn't draw it at all...

4. The president learned to use a Howler.

"Get back here and put your bugs away! If you let them crawl around again, I'll skewer you with my sword and send you back to your village!"

"If you let Mengmeng stand at my bedside and wake me up again, I'll make you and him become real friends :)"

P.S. Mengmeng is the little zombie raised by the corpse driver.

Oh no! The president has even learned to send one letter to scold two people at once!

Theme: As an old Chinese saying goes, "The world is one community." You can take that to mean world peace