[Harry Potter] Red-Green Colorblind in Gryffindor

Hillary is red-green colorblind. When it was time to be sorted, she prayed she wouldn't end up in Slytherin or Gryffindor! Come on, would they really sort someone who's red-green colorblind into one of the red or green houses?

But then...

"Gryffindor!"

Wait, what? Huh?

Lily happily introduced Snape to Hillary. "This is Severus Snape. We've been friends since we were little! And he's really amazing!"

Hillary: If he's Lily's friend, then he's probably a Gryffindor I've never met before!

And then she exposed her color blindness with one sentence...

Aaargh! My head hurts! I'm going to have to use my brain!

Attention, attention! This is a short story! It's meant to be funny and lighthearted, mainly because there's no Voldemort! (Hides face.jpg) I wrote this story because one idea led to another. I thought of the red-green colorblindness joke, so I wrote this.

Snape might not be as sharp-tongued as he is when he grows up, and he might be a bit of a tyrant, too. He's rather fond of the heroine.

Message: Because of Allen, I really do love Snape.