Inspired by Bilibili creator Xianyanbao's "The Little Ox Spirit's First Day on the Job." I asked the creator for permission, but they haven't replied yet. I'll write it for now; if they don't agree, I'll delete it and come up with a new premise.
"This is terrible! I heard the Holy Child has been taken away by a Bodhisattva!"
"What?! Quick, sell off our shares in Huoyun Cave!"
"They say the Bull Demon King is hiring a legal team."
"Tsk! Is he going to sue the Bodhisattva?!"
"But I heard he's getting ready to file for divorce."
"No, no, he's suing Sun Wukong!"
"..."
The yak spirit pricked up her little ears and secretly listened to the little demons' conversation, turning over a few plans in her mind. She was graduating from Yak Sutra University, or Niu Jing University for short, this year. Although she'd won first prize in a national bragging competition, jobs with good benefits were hard to find these days. To avoid the predicament of graduating straight into unemployment, she'd sent out resumes everywhere, only to hit a wall each time.
Heaven helps those who help themselves. This time, she was going to get into a major company!
Theme: You can start by washing dishes, but you shouldn't think washing dishes is the end
