The Enemy Is the ATM Machine

[Simple and sweet article ~ The system has foreshadowing, and it is not stingy] Shi Lechen was very poor, so poor that he wished he could eat just one steamed bun for a day. So when the system said that as long as he confessed his love to the person he hated most every day, he could get money, he agreed without hesitation. For money, he will do whatever it takes! — One time, in the morning. Shi Lechen looked at Pei Zeyi who had just finished taking a shower. He raised his chin, looked arrogant, and said loudly: "oi, Pei Zeyi!" The other roommates looked nervous and looked back and forth in front of the two of them, fearing that they would pick up chairs and start a fight in the next second. After all, this isn't the first time. Pei Zeyi raised his eyelids and looked over coldly. Shi Lechen put on a fake smile and said, "I like you, Pei Zeyi." Pei Zeyi was so disgusted that he held the towel tighter and tighter, and finally touched his lips lightly up and down and uttered two words, "Shabi." The air condensed, and the war was about to break out. Everyone silently looked away. At this time, Shi Lechen's mobile phone alert sounded. [Alipay received ten yuan. Shi Lechen was in a good mood, curled his eyes and smiled, picked up the book and quickly ran away, leaving everyone alone in a mess. — One time, at noon. Seeing Pei Zeyi eating, Shi Lechen came over, patted his shoulder and raised his eyebrows, "What a coincidence, Pei Zeyi." Pei Zeyi's eyes jumped when he heard the familiar voice. Sure enough, as expected, in the next second, Shi Lechen's voice rose an octave higher. "Pei Zeyi, I like you so much." The noisy cafeteria immediately fell silent, and everyone cast curious looks. Pei Zeyi crushed the bones that had not been spit out in his mouth. [Alipay received ten yuan. Hearing the joyful voice, Shi Lechen narrowed his eyes and was about to leave with his bowl. But he didn't expect to be pulled directly into Pei Zeyi's arms. After the food was poured on the two of them, Pei Zeyi pinched Shi Lechen's red eyes in front of everyone and warned, "Shi Lechen, if you are sick, go to the hospital." Shi Lechen was cheerful, "You seem to have red eyes~ Baby Pei, I suggest you go to the hospital for a checkup." [Alipay received ten yuan. Pei Zeyi: ... He should dig a hole and bury the person sitting on his lap. — One time, at night. After Shi Lechen finished his homework, he heard the door being opened. He turned his head and saw Pei Zeyi, showing a big smile, "Pei Zeyi, I love you." Pei Zeyi closed the door for a moment, touched the tiger's teeth with the tip of his tongue, then closed the door, locked it, and turned to look at Shi Lechen. Shi Lechen keenly sensed something was wrong and got up to go to the bathroom. However, Pei Zeyi took a quick step and clamped his wrist directly, pressing it against the wall on one side. "Really? Then why don't you show how you like me?" … Breathing is messy and the air is turbulent. During this period, the mobile phone notification sounded cheerfully. "I was wrong, I was really wrong..." [Alipay received ten yuan, ten yuan, ten yuan...] "Pei Zeyi, don't take off my pants!!!" [Alipay received one hundred yuan, one hundred yuan, one hundred yuan...] "Oh, Pei Zeyi, I am a straight man... Fuck, Pei Zeyi, I will bite you to death!!!" [Alipay received one thousand yuan, one thousand yuan, one thousand yuan...] —————— Continuation article "Little Zombies Don't Want It" One hundred years after becoming a zombie, Rukawa's tomb was dug out by grave robbers. The tomb robbers came with great force, and Rukawa was weak, so he decisively chose to pretend to be dead. Grave Robber: Take it away! Sold! Make big money! Rukawa: O. O? Halfway through, the car broke down and Rukawa jumped up at the right opportunity. Grave robber: "Fake corpse!!!" Rukawa: I don't want to either… — Rukawa was about to go home, but he met Mingqi, a Taoist priest who came down the mountain. The little Taoist priest drew his mahogany sword and stabbed Liuchuan, who screamed and ran around. Rukawa: q. Q The Taomu sword poked his butt, and Rukawa was furious. He opened his mouth to bite the little Taoist priest, but a carrot got stuck in his teeth. Rukawa: OoO The little Taoist priest was confused, where is my talisman? Ruchuan blinked and Gaba took a bite. Hmm... Sweet and delicious... Gaba took another bite. Akisu: Is it normal for zombies to eat carrots? Rukawa Hengji: I don't want to either. Who allowed him to taste food for the first time in a hundred years? — Akisu couldn't afford to feed the zombies, so he planned to seal the people back in coffins. Unexpectedly, the plan was revealed, and Rukawa was so angry that he rushed towards him and opened his mouth to bite him. The little Taoist priest was frightened and raised his hand to strangle the zombie's neck. However, he was unable to stop him. His mouth was kissed and bitten. His innocence is gone and he has to take responsibility... After Rukawa woke up and looked at the person under his mouth, he was confused. Kissed? ... Kissed! Is he going to have a child? ! ! ! ! Rukawa clutched his stomach, bursting into tears, looking like he had been bullied. He wants to get married. I want to marry this Taoist priest. Ruchuan felt aggrieved: I didn't want to either. However, he has a child in his belly. Rukawa: "Let's get married." Mingqi: "Knot." — One morning many years later. Ruchuan pushed Mingchuan away, and his words were broken due to the other party's movements, "... I can't get pregnant..." Akisu said "Yeah", but he didn't mean to stop at all. "I'll give it all to you, I'll get pregnant." Tears and sweat were mixed together, and he couldn't see the person on his body clearly, so he just reflexively covered his stomach. So sore... So high... Where does the child live? Demining: 1. A true enemy, not a secret love. 2. It is suspected that the author is crazy about money, and money can be superimposed infinitely! 3. I only love young couples, sweet and sweet! Stay on 2025/5/21 Purpose: Loving others is like growing flowers