Even the Little Zombie Doesn't Want To

One hundred years after becoming a zombie, Rukawa's tomb was dug out by grave robbers. The tomb robbers came with great force, and Rukawa was weak, so he decisively chose to pretend to be dead. Grave Robber: Take it away! Sold! Make big money! Rukawa: O. O? Halfway through, the car broke down and Rukawa jumped up at the right opportunity. Grave robber: "Fake corpse!!!" Rukawa: I don't want to either… — Rukawa was about to go home, but he met Mingqi, a Taoist priest who came down the mountain. The little Taoist priest drew his mahogany sword and stabbed Liuchuan, who screamed and ran around. Rukawa: q. Q The Taomu sword poked his butt, and Rukawa was furious. He opened his mouth to bite the little Taoist priest, but a carrot got stuck in his teeth. Rukawa: OoO The little Taoist priest was confused, where is my talisman? Ruchuan blinked and Gaba took a bite. Hmm... Sweet and delicious... Gaba took another bite. Akisu: Is it normal for zombies to eat carrots? Rukawa Hengji: I don't want to either. Who allowed him to taste food for the first time in a hundred years? — Akisu couldn't afford to feed the zombies, so he planned to seal the people back in coffins. Unexpectedly, the plan was revealed, and Rukawa was so angry that he rushed towards him and opened his mouth to bite him. The little Taoist priest was frightened and raised his hand to strangle the zombie's neck. However, he was unable to stop him. His mouth was kissed and bitten. His innocence is gone and he has to take responsibility... After Rukawa woke up and looked at the person under his mouth, he was confused. Kissed? ... Kissed! Is he going to have a child? ! ! ! ! Rukawa clutched his stomach, bursting into tears, looking like he had been bullied. He wants to get married. I want to marry this Taoist priest. Ruchuan felt aggrieved: I didn't want to either. However, he has a child in his belly. Rukawa: "Let's get married." Mingqi: "Knot." — One morning many years later. Ruchuan pushed Mingchuan away, and his words were broken due to the other party's movements, "... I can't get pregnant..." Akisu said "Yeah", but he didn't mean to stop at all. "I'll give it all to you, I'll get pregnant." Tears and sweat were mixed together, and he couldn't see the person on his body clearly, so he just reflexively covered his stomach. So sore... So high... Where does the child live? Demining: 1. Both people have zero common sense in life. 2. One thought is more feudal than the other. Shou believes that kissing will lead to pregnancy, and Gong believes that kissing will lead to marriage. 3. Double cleansing, no three, two lovers. Motto: Life is an encounter