[Jujutsu Kaisen] A Loud Crash from the Sky, and Riko-chan Makes a Dazzling Entrance

Blurb:

#Compassionate salvation, by physical force#

#Riko Amanai VS Toji Fushiguro#

This Riko-chan is incredibly strong, but way too cautious

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Thanks for asking. I'm in Jujutsu Kaisen, and as the Star Plasma Vessel, I have three days before I'm sent to merge.

Luckily, I have a cheat ability

System: Searching through fan works and memes to find a golden finger for you~

[Dave: Plants vs. Zombies Hybrid Randomizer]

System: As Dave, you've been frantically crossbreeding plants to create new ones. But keep in mind that plants appear at random when you draw cards~

So, wearing a frying pan on your head and accompanied by hybrid plants, brave girl, take your shovel and go defeat the King of Curses and save the world.

But because she was so determined to protect her own brain and everyone else's, she put all her skill points into attack and defense. Add in the strange plants and items that randomly appeared from blind boxes, and she became

[Riko Amanai vs. Cursed Spirits.]

Want to give it a try?

You can win!

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The two strongest students at Jujutsu High were sent to escort the supposedly fragile Star Plasma Vessel girl. There were two days left before the merger.

When they arrived, one corner of the building collapsed with a crash. Firelight and the sound of explosions burst forth, and the girl's slender figure leapt out through a shattered window.

Suguru Geto summoned a flying cursed spirit and was about to catch her.

But the supposedly fragile (?) Star Plasma Vessel girl moved nimbly, pushed off her right foot with her left, and successfully launched herself into the sky.

Suguru Geto (cat meme): Huh? (Sound effect here.)

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On the day of the Star Plasma Vessel's merger, the group was attacked in front of Jujutsu High. The Sorcerer Killer sent to carry out the mission moved swiftly, darting toward them like a ghost, and then

Fell into a pit about ten meters deep.

As soon as he jumped out, before he could get his footing, he fell into another ten-meter pit.

Everyone present turned to look at Riko Amanai.

Riko Amanai quietly said, "I dug 66 pits along the road from Jujutsu High to the Tombs of the Star Corridor."

At the same time, Tengen, waiting for the merger, felt the ground shake. The thousand-year-old fate had yet to be broken, but the Tombs of the Star Corridor had already collapsed.

Tengen was buried deep underground. When it finally crawled out, a spiky potato mine popped up beneath its feet.

Riko Amanai's voice drifted over. "Besides the pits, I also planted 99 spiky potato mines."

Everyone: …

Tengen: …

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Toji Fushiguro, the Heavenly Restriction user known as the Sorcerer Killer, had recently suffered a few setbacks in his career. Bored, he finally remembered he had a son.

One night, he climbed into the house. As soon as he landed, he locked eyes with a familiar sunflower in the living room.

Some bad memories came flooding back. His anger flared, and he grabbed the sunflower.

The next moment, electricity crackled, and Toji Fushiguro fell to the ground, unconscious.

Megumi Fushiguro hurried over, cradled the sunflower with a heartbroken expression, and stalked off after saying, "Don't you dare bully Sunflower."

Toji Fushiguro, utterly despairing: "You little brat, you never said it could shoot lasers!"

After meeting Riko Amanai, the people of Jujutsu Society were noticeably more often left speechless. It wasn't that they didn't want to talk; they just had no words.

Riko Amanai had only this to say: Let's say it again. What's our goal in life?

Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.

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[Shocking! A thousand-year-old man plots against a young girl and declares victory. Is this a collapse of morality or a distortion of human nature?!]

[The Tombs of the Star Corridor came under an unknown attack on the day of the Star Plasma Vessel's merger. The strongest sorcerers in Jujutsu Society all collapsed. The reason was, ]

[The Sorcerer Killer was kicked out of his home by his son in the middle of the night. What a touching father-son relationship?!]

[Every clan in Jujutsu Society faced demolition on the same day. What a cause for celebration, what a cause for celebration!]

[The King of Curses falls in love with hybrid plants and keeps having his clothes blown off. The plants suffer in silence and protest.]

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[The sky booms, and Riko-chan makes her dazzling debut]

#Our dream is to protect our own brains#

#No brain parasites#

#Take Jujutsu Society by storm and be yourself#

Theme: In this life, staying alive is the most important thing.