The Zombie I Brought Home Scares Me Unconscious Every Day

This novel is also called "No Big Deal"

Blurb:

Jiang Jiang is an ordinary office worker. One day, on her way home, she came across a miserable-looking girl.

The girl acted strangely and had no memory, but she clung to Jiang Jiang, telling her that she smelled so good.

Kindhearted Jiang Jiang let the girl stay for one night. Then one night turned into another, until the girl refused to leave.

Jiang Jiang reassured herself that it was just like having a roommate!

But the girl kept dropping things now and then.

One day, she accidentally dropped her left hand into Jiang Jiang's bag. The next day, she accidentally left her right leg hanging on the balcony with the laundry. The day after that, she accidentally dropped an eyeball into the fridge.

Then one day, Jiang Jiang accidentally tugged on the girl's hair and pulled her whole head off!

Every time, the girl would give her a goofy smile and say, "No big deal!" Then she'd slowly put the fallen part back in place.

No big deal? There's a huge problem!!!

Jiang Jiang was scared unconscious by Xiaobai every time. She lived her life passing out, waking up, and passing out again...

But after passing out enough times, she got used to it!

Still, her peaceful life came with a few more little headaches.

Jiang Jiang roared, "Xiaobai, can you stop secretly stuffing your body parts into my laptop bag!!!"

She didn't want to chase Xiaobai's body parts all around the office, worrying the whole time that someone might find out!

Xiaobai pouted. "But I want to be with you wherever you go!"

Mischievous zombie Xiaobai x office worker Jiang Jiang

2024.6.10

Note:

One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins. Jiang Jiang (24) x Xiaobai (18? Probably)

There is a secondary couple, and the protagonist has male admirers. If that's not your thing, you don't need to tell me whether you'll stay or go. You're free to do as you like!

Please don't get too hung up on the details. You'll want to read this without overthinking it~

Coming soon: "Even a Stepping-Stone Extra Can Become a Big Shot (Quick Transmigration)". Please add it to your favorites.

Blurb:

Qiu Churan was arrested for killing someone to avenge herself. Since there was no death penalty under interstellar law, they could only sentence her to serve her time in the interstellar spacetime program. In three thousand small worlds, she would play different cannon fodder characters, serve as stepping stones for the chosen ones, and relive the furious, hopeless deaths of those who died feeling wronged.

Qiu Churan: "Heh. You think you can make me feel wronged? No way!"

So she decided to punish the scum, take revenge, change her fate, and climb to the top over their corpses...

Only, in each world, there was an interesting person who could liven up her otherwise boring life. But little by little, she fell for them.

Ancient farming world:

She was a simple country girl who knew nothing, married off to an impotent, abusive man. She ate the worst and smallest meals, did the heaviest work, and was scolded for being barren. In the end, her awful in-laws squeezed all her worth out of her and cast her aside, costing her family their lives.

Qiu Churan sneered. So you like beating people? Then she'll beat you instead!

What she found interesting was that the hunter's daughter next door, who used to be unpleasant to her at every turn, blushed whenever she saw her now...

Future world:

The world was controlled by capital, which had developed survival games for people to livestream and bet on for entertainment.

She was a third-rate star. After refusing to be sexually exploited, someone secretly sent her to an island for a survival livestream. The island was stocked with all kinds of wild beasts, and she also had to fend off vicious criminals hunting her down.

Qiu Churan sneered. They're all trash. If they like killing one another, then she'll put on a show for them!

What she found interesting was that the military strategist of the island's most formidable criminal had been accidentally rescued by her, and now wouldn't leave...

Ghost world:

She was sold by her family to a household for a ghost marriage. On her wedding night, she was tied up in a room filled with eerie winds, to be sacrificed to her "husband."

Qiu Churan sneered. If you like sacrificing people to ghosts, then she'll sacrifice every one of you!

What she found interesting was that her "husband" turned out to be a woman on their wedding night. More interesting still, the female ghost bride kissed her...

Theme: Life is full of bumps and bruises