The Forward’s Bait Trap [Football]

Neymar's friend, Brazilian defender Michel, loves painting, not football.

A presence that makes every forward grind their teeth.

During the match:

Forward: Score, score! I want to score!

Brazilian defender Michel: Slide tackle, slide tackle! Relentless slide tackles!

After the match:

A goalkeeper: Sorry, everyone, I'll go first this time.

Looking at the person in front of him, who is [obscured]

Michel: Sorry, art isn't an excuse to be a creep.

Theme: La Liga, the Premier League, a striker trap