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A shape-shifting, troublemaking System as the top x a rookie author forced to transmigrate into a book and play his part as the bottom
Jiang Jin was a well-known rookie author on a certain website.
The consequence of being a new author who wrote without an outline was that his first novel ended in a spectacularly sloppy way.
The protagonist died for no reason, while the villain took three thousand beauties and unified the world.
The comment section of his completed novel was in an uproar, and his editor sent message after message.
They even sent him a few razor blades.
That very night, he transmigrated into his own novel, becoming its innocent protagonist, who had died a gruesome death in the unfinished story.
“Hello, Host! Welcome to transmigration. You need to complete the original story's settings, fill in the plot holes, save the protagonist, turn the tables and beat up the scum, and...”
A cheerful voice rang out.
Jiang Jin and a head stared at each other.
Aaaaaah, why was his System a head?!
Other people's Systems: omnipotent, able to summon the wind and rain.
Jiang Jin's System: a pain in the neck, a pain in the neck, and still a pain in the neck.
Other people's transmigration into a book: level up, defeat monsters, clear the trials, and ascend.
Jiang Jin's transmigration into a book: cling to the System and run for his life every day.
He'd been able to survive by relying on his knowledge of the plot he'd written.
But with this useless System around, he couldn't even keep half his life.
Jiang Jin shouted, “Can't you be a little more reliable? At least look reliable!”
The System blinked. The next second, it turned into a young man half a head taller than Jiang Jin, his voice low and pleasant.
“Do I look reliable now?”
“...”
He really did “look reliable.”
When Jiang Jin didn't answer, the System turned into a composed young adult. “What about now?”
As soon as he finished speaking, he changed again, this time into a mature, fatherly-looking man. “Or like this?”
Jiang Jin massaged his forehead, speechless. “That's enough.”
Useless at everything, but number one at causing trouble!
Scene One:
Jiang Jin and the System had just arrived at the tavern. They swaggered into the villain's room and saw a cup of water on the table.
It was drugged.
Before Jiang Jin could say a word, that hopeless System had gulped it all down.
...What the hell, someone drugged that water! Why would you drink it?!
The handsome face of the System, now in its young man form, gradually flushed from the effects of the drug. Its fingers clamped down hard on Jiang Jin's shoulder.
The drug made its voice sound gentle and tender.
“Are you going to run, Host? I'll give you three seconds.”
Jiang Jin couldn't move under its grip.
“Could you at least loosen your hold on me a little?”
This System was definitely being a little selfish.
Scene Two: To complete their mission and save a minor character, the two of them prepared a set of phoenix coronet and bridal robes... the kind worn by a wealthy young lady.
As they wondered who should wear the outfit, Jiang Jin's eyes shifted as he gave the System a lecherous look.
The System: “...”
“Can't you change into anything? Come on, transform into something for me.”
“My original data defines me as male. I can't turn into a woman, thank you.”
“Then...”
A moment later, the System sat at the foot of the bed, its shoulders a little narrow, its lips red and teeth white, and a look of utter exasperation on its face.
“Pfft... Ahahahahahahahaha!”
Jiang Jin let out a shrill laugh.
The System's face darkened even further. It became so dark that Jiang Jin couldn't see a thing. When his vision returned, he was already wearing the bridal robes.
Jiang Jin: “...You absolute pain in the neck!”
“I'm not going to say who started it.”
*Both are virgins; 1v1 romance. The Host is constantly going off the rails.
*Not your traditional everyone-loves-the-protagonist story; Yu and Jin are 1v1.
Content warning: includes a side couple.
Theme: Love lasts longer than hate
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Remembering the Wind and Snow
My Main Character Came Out of the Game
I Was Conquered by a Bewitching Fox
The Soul Cultivator Is Forced to Get to Work
How to Conquer the Grand Tutor
Walking Among the Stars
I’ve Become a Big Shot of the Three Realms
Yes, you are absolutely right!!! In fact, I think these chapters are a bit sharp. I also like every soulful character in the author's works, and I also like you... I hope you can go further and further on this road!
So beautiful! Do you still remember who I am? Hee hee 💪 💪
[Orange Candy] Got it, love this article so much
"It turns out that this Taoist priest has been following them quietly since they held the wedding. He first lurked in the woman's house and killed people, and then followed the sedan all the way to Nanfang's house." This is a big bug for the author~ male
I really like the big little theater~[][][]
"Author," give the author a big worm~ sitting
My first reaction when I saw the title was that Yu Qing was getting married 🍉
Why do you feel that the sect leader has a little knife mixed in there? [Let me be healthy], I'll do it 🥺
Updated, updated! 🤩 Ah, the author is seriously ill. It's okay. Good health is the most important thing! ❤️
It feels like it's gone by so fast, it's already halfway through in one go [Hold your chin][Hold your chin]