Am I Not 1? !

The new article "After arresting colleagues in the anti-pornography operation" welcomes snacks to fatten up. The following is the text of this article: Xu Banxian slept with his subordinate! Drunk, I only remember that Zhou Tingzhi seemed to be crying hard. As a boss, he cannot be manipulated, so Xu Banxian made a preemptive strike: "I drank too much and we are all adults." "It's my first time to be a 1. It hurts you. Please give me a price." You can never go wrong with classic quotes about drunken sex. Very good, ruthless yet tender, Xu Banxian was very satisfied. Zhou Tingzhi covered up the red marks on his body: You can't give me what I want. Xu Banxian said scornfully: There is nothing in this world that I cannot afford. In the early morning, Xu Banxian held his sore waist and looked confused: Am I not 1? Am I not 1? Isn't it me 1? He looked at his little brother and felt very sad: He's not as capable as he is, and he's not as great at anything else, you're a loser. Zhou Tingzhi pinched the back of his neck with a satisfied look on his face: You are very capable, so I am willing to jump into your trap. Xu Banxian was furious: It was obviously you who lured me into your "immortal jump"! **Small Theater** In the early morning, Xu Banxian sat on the bed with a blank look on his face. So—— Zhou Tingzhi knelt to blow dry his hair, tie his buttons, and coax him to eat. Xu Banxian's out-of-focus eyes finally sobered up, and his rationality returned: Kneel to the sky, kneel to your parents, why do you always kneel to me? Zhou Tingzhi scratched his head: "I can't squat, so it's easier to kneel. Besides, don't you always kneel to me?" Xu: "Don't talk nonsense, when did I kneel down to you!" Zhou Tingzhi looked back and saw that the newly changed sheets were dry and clean. Xu Banxian immediately turned red and stammered softly, "You... You are a gangster." **Food Guide** 1. Thinking that one boss is attacked vs pretending to be loved and being attacked by subordinates 2. Easy to sweet text, new year, double clean, no mutual attacks or counterattacks. 3. New authors accept advice but refuse to point fingers. ———————————————————— I updated "When a Straight Man Enters Danmei Physical Book" by chance. This book is free to read. The next book is "After arresting colleagues in the anti-pornography operation", the following is the copy: When the parents named Kaoru Fuguang, they probably didn't expect that the name could be interpreted in this way. "Open the door! Crack down on pornography!" "Hold your head with your hands, don't move!" "Take them all away!" There were screams and roars upstairs. "Oh my god, if you want to shine, you have to capture the spotlight today." The members of Group B downstairs stared at the exit, not forgetting to watch the excitement of the new captain. Yao Fuguang was just transferred to the Municipal Bureau's Public Security Brigade last month. After painstaking efforts in rigorous planning and meticulous deployment, he was determined to submit a shocking petition to the Municipal Bureau. "Bah, bang, bang—!" The director's hands clapped loudly! I want to show my inner os: I am stable, my boss is very satisfied with my actions, I am calm and calm, it is just a routine operation. "Is this your certificate of surrender?" He reported calmly: "Reporting to Bureau Jia, a total of 26 people were arrested in this operation, including 16 men and women..." "Bah bang bang... Well done!" Jia Jing applauded expressionlessly. I wonder if having a heart attack caused by being angry at a new subordinate is considered a work injury? "Your certificate of surrender is to arrest the captain of the anti-drug detachment?!" —————————————————————— The first attempt to transfer him to the city bureau failed, but this was not his responsibility. So on the way to get off work, he stopped people and said, "Team Yu, please follow the action reporting process and don't affect the work of our team." The person on the other side's eyes lit up when he saw Yao Liang: "I saw you during the operation yesterday. You are so beautiful..." He had to punch him in the face and say, "You are a scumbag and a gangster. Sooner or later I will catch you." Team Yu was confused: You didn't report your actions on your own! I just want to ask if you want to transfer to our team! Forget it, I can't do drug control with this temper. ———————————————————————— The cold and arrogant security brigade captain is exposed to the temptation vs. The arrogant and arrogant anti-narcotics brigade captain Gong Yu Ge Both attack and shou are excellent police officers who are dedicated to eradicating criminals and protecting the safety of people's lives and property. Intention: There is nothing in the world, and it is only for people to disturb themselves.