If Your Brain Is Sick, Don't Flirt.

Anwen had a rival who was barely a childhood sweetheart. People say that the enemy is the proud son of God, he is rich and beautiful, he is educated and good at studying, and God opens doors and windows for him eccentrically. Anwen sneered: God crooked his ass to be a doorman, I, Anwen, am not blind. This young master is mentally ill. He is lucky if he doesn't get whipped when he goes out. Lin Qingyu (aggrieved): Did you smoke less? Anwen (fierce): You are out of luck. *** Anwen hated Lin Qingyu. This young master was so clever that it was scary. She has an ice face in front of others and is a follower behind others. Her baby grows and shrinks every day, and she doesn't even know how to look at her. Lin Qingyu: When the baby is happy and quiet, I don't make any noise; when the baby frowns, I please; when the baby is tired, I thump my waist; when the baby opens its mouth, I pull out my legs and run away—— The cold-faced academic master in everyone's eyes is actually a green tea lover? Looking at Lin Qingyu who was dressed in a handsome suit at the door, holding roses in his mouth, flamboyant like a peacock, he kept rolling his eyes. Anwen closed the door calmly: "Destroy it, I'm tired." *** The college entrance examination was finally over and Lin Qingyu left. Anwen's heart felt relaxed and heavy. From then on, we were separated and never saw each other again! Unexpectedly, Lin Qingyu, who had disappeared for a month, appeared with a pale face: "I went to the same university as you, and the deposits are all in your account. My parents were on their way to your house to propose marriage, and I even bought a double share for the cemetery. Baby, can you come home with me? Uh-huh-huh..." People who eat melons: He is here, he is here, and he is here again with his 10086th confession. Watching the excitement is not a big deal. Jpg Unexpectedly, the plot suddenly derailed, and Anwen said "Okay" angrily. Shall I go? Damn? Off the mark! It is said that "people need face and trees need bark." In fact, if a tree doesn't have its bark, it will definitely die, but if a person doesn't have the skin, he will be invincible. Lin Qingyu's Quotes: What's the point of having face? Just want a wife. [Sensitive/Little Sun/Run away if you love/Suffer] [Green tea/love brain/restraint in love/attack] ————————******———————— New article "Am I not 1?" ! "The article has been published, and the following is the text: Xu Banxian slept with his subordinate! Drunk, I only remember that Zhou Tingzhi seemed to be crying hard. As a boss, he cannot be manipulated, so Xu Banxian made a preemptive strike: "I drank too much and we are all adults." "It's my first time to be a 1. It hurts you. Please give me a price." You can never go wrong with classic quotes about drunken sex. Very good, ruthless yet tender, Xu Banxian was very satisfied. Zhou Tingzhi covered up the red marks on his body: You can't give me what I want. Xu Banxian said scornfully: There is nothing in this world that I cannot afford. In the early morning, Xu Banxian held his sore waist and looked confused: Am I not 1? Am I not 1? Isn't it me 1? He looked at his little brother and felt very sad: He's not as capable as he is, and he's not as great at anything else, you're a loser. Zhou Tingzhi pinched the back of his neck with a satisfied look on his face: You are very capable, so I am willing to jump into your trap. Xu Banxian was furious: It was obviously you who lured me into your "immortal jump"! **Small Theater** In the early morning, Xu Banxian sat on the bed with a blank look on his face. So—— Zhou Tingzhi knelt to blow dry his hair, tie his buttons, and coax him to eat. Xu Banxian's out-of-focus eyes finally sobered up, and his rationality returned: Kneel to the sky, kneel to your parents, why do you always kneel to me? Zhou Tingzhi scratched his head: "I can't squat, so it's easier to kneel. Besides, don't you always kneel to me?" Xu: "Don't talk nonsense, when did I kneel down to you!" Zhou Tingzhi looked back and saw that the newly changed sheets were dry and clean. Xu Banxian immediately turned red and stammered softly, "You... You are a gangster." **Food Guide** 1. Thinking that one boss is attacked vs pretending to be loved and being attacked by subordinates 2. Easy to sweet text, new year, double clean, no mutual attacks or counterattacks. 3. New authors accept advice but refuse to point fingers. ———————————————————— The following text is seamlessly connected to "When a Straight Man Crosses the Physical Book of Danmei" (actually it is not a cross-dressing book, it is an urban Danmei book). The following is the copy: Chi Jiangfeng has gone through the book! This is a business war novel, telling the legendary story of the protagonist Jiang Feichi and his investors supporting each other to build a business empire. What a blessing! He was deeply impressed by this book. Isn't this easy to handle? Everything went smoothly, the venture capitalist was in sight, and the two became sworn brothers as written in the book. However————after the signing of the Brotherly Alliance Agreement. Chi Jiangfeng had just finalized a difficult contract and returned home late to find his sworn brother squatting at the door. The good brother hugged a princess and said aggrievedly: "Jiang Jiang, why didn't you answer my call? For three whole hours, I was so worried about you." Chi Jiangfeng: It's understandable that the negotiations are dangerous, and my good brother is worried that I made a mistake. Three days later, the sworn brothers came to the house together with their sworn brothers: "Jiang Jiang, my house is being renovated, can I stay at your house first?" Chi Jiangfeng: Why do you live in the master bedroom? But it's understandable that the master bedroom and the guest bedroom are similar in decoration. My good friend has never been here before, so he lives in the wrong place. Three days later, the good brother got drunk and climbed into Chi Jiangfeng's bed: "Jiang Jiang, baby, can you do it?" Chi Jiangfeng: (My scalp is numb) This paragraph is not in the book! Good brother, did you sleep wrong? After being eaten dry and wiped clean, Chi Jiangfeng finally woke up! This is actually a beautiful book? Good Brother: Yes, you have entered a Danmei book, but it seems to be a publishing entity. Chi Jiangfeng: Huh? How do you know? Good brother: I wrote it. The puppy is wagging its tail proudly. Jpg —————————— Qiao Xuequan is out of books! Unfortunately, he crossed over too late, and his wife left and became sworn brothers. Qiao Xuequan was miserable because Chi Jiangfeng was waiting for him with a whip every day to encourage him to pursue his career. A clear warning from heaven! I just want to fuck you. Bah (cross out). I just want to lie down and fall in love! Focus on your career vs. Focus on your wife Intention: It doesn't matter if there is no miracle, I will accompany you to create a miracle.