My Wife Says He's Pregnant

Li Zhouji is a carefree, dissolute rich kid. Instead of inheriting the family business, he spends all day driving his luxury car around and flirting with anyone he can.

Yet this very man has a stunning, gentle wife at home, making countless unmarried young heirs in the capital green with envy.

Li Zhouji is rather pleased with himself: "No matter how great my wife is, he's still not yours!"

But just as Li Zhouji is boasting, his wonderful, beautiful wife mysteriously disappears without a trace.

Just as he is losing all hope, his beautiful wife returns, very pregnant, and takes Li Zhouji's hand to place it on his belly.

"This is our baby. Do you like it?"

Li Zhouji is completely dumbfounded. Forget that you've been missing for so long, honey, but you're a man! How can a man have a baby?!

[A spoiled rich kid gong who does nothing but dote on his wife x a beautiful, possessive shou who yearns for all a man's love]

Reader's guide:

1. Some original worldbuilding. The baby is the biological child of the gong and shou.

2. An old married couple, sweet as honey, no logic required.

3. Amateur writing.

Theme: The world needs love