If I Don't Date My Childhood Friend, the World Will Be Destroyed

Yu Li is an ordinary person, but he has a very extraordinary childhood friend.

His childhood friend moved into the lane next to Yu Li's home at age three, becoming his next-door neighbor.

From childhood on, he was the standard child other parents held up as an example, excelling at everything.

As an adult, he was handsome and fit, with people of every gender lining up for blocks to pursue him.

But he ignored them all, always obliging Yu Li's requests and taking tender care of him.

Yu Li thought his childhood friend cared about him more than anyone else in the world and treated him better than anyone. He assumed they'd be best friends forever, and even in death their graves would be neighbors.

But in the twenty-first year of their friendship, his childhood friend suddenly confessed to him.

Yu Li was stunned. "Did you take the wrong medicine? I'm a guy. What do you like about me?"

His childhood friend's gaze instantly turned frighteningly dark, and he walked away without looking back.

Yu Li thought their twenty-one years of brotherhood were over.

But then, the next day

People started popping up everywhere, asking him to date Luo Chuchi. Some even claimed to be from a government agency and showed up at his door. "Yu Li, if you agree to date Luo Chuchi, you'll automatically get a government post, with civil-servant benefits, six kinds of insurance and a housing fund, and retirement at thirty, "

Yu Li: ...A new kind of scam?!

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God is a horror game famous across the globe for its astonishing freedom and complete lack of a conquest guide.

Everyone who's played it says it doesn't feel like a game, but a real world.

One day, the god who was supposed to save humanity suddenly goes mad. The game descends into reality, monsters invade, and the world is destroyed, plunging everyone into crisis.

At first, no one understands what's happening. Then every game terminal is forcibly made to receive The God's Dating Diary.

[Today I slept with Yu Li in Yu Li's bed. He smells so good. I love him so much~]

[I dreamed Yu Li kissed me last night. Today, I kissed him back while he was taking a nap~]

[Yu Li won't date me. He doesn't love me. I'm sad! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! I want to die! If I can't have my Yu Li, then everyone else can die!!!]

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A straight male recipient with eight thousand schemes, insisting he and his childhood friend are ride-or-die brothers? X An obsessive, unhinged, crawling-in-the-shadows, hopelessly lovestruck, mysterious nonhuman top!

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[Reading Guide]

0. Not a typical unlimited-flow story. The top is truly unhinged, the bottom is even crazier than him. Happy ending.

0. Believe nothing. Everything is part of the plan.

0. The story is entirely fictional. Any institutions or countries mentioned have nothing to do with reality.

Theme: As heaven moves with vigor, a noble person strives tirelessly to improve himself.