[Western Crossover] I Jumped Ship to Become an Investigator at Wayne Manor

I was an unlucky investigator who had run into Yog-Sothoth. When I woke up, I had a new dad named Bruce Wayne. My hometown was in the Reverse Universe, and my life goal was to take over Alfred's job, then assassinate Owlman by replacing the food with cans of herring. That's all. After I calmed down, I looked down at the mission to get home that had appeared in the bizarre System. [Help Wayne Manor hold a complete, heartwarming Christmas party] ...Maybe I should just stay in this world and be a rich kid. - I went out in the middle of the night to investigate the cultists of an evil god, only to run into my disheveled roommates the moment I left my room. The scene fell into deathly silence. So I learned my lesson. Cultists might need to sleep at night. But Wayne Manor doesn't. - I knew Batman and Owlman would end up fighting. Bruce: So, whose side are you on? Me: Yours. Bruce: Why? Me: You have to believe that nobody enjoys watching Owlman suffer more than I do. - At long last, the conflict was over, and most of the heavy hitters were down for the count. I looked at my silent boss, the one from back home, handed him a lollipop, and unwrapped one for myself. I tapped the corner of my mouth, then drew a smile in the air. "Come on, give me a smile." The night will pass, and hope will come at last. So smile, for all the good times in the past, the present, and the future. * First- and third-person narration. A silly, anything-goes story. The protagonist's home world has already reached Sphere 3, so his sense of right and wrong is pretty abstract. It's the investigator from Cthulhu, so there will be all sorts of weird modifications. Theme: Lying flat is often a wonderful thing, and being the unlucky one never lasts long.