The Heir Apparent Is a Kissing Fiend

Synopsis: The writing is amateurish, the logic and plot are nonexistent, and everything happens to satisfy my kinks. If that's not your thing, please steer clear. Thank you for reading! ^0^

The notorious, bloodthirsty lord of the Duke's estate married the sickly son of the Chancellor. Everyone in the capital wondered how soon the newlyweds would divorce.

Then one day, a high official's son who didn't know his place loudly insulted You Qing's carriage in the middle of the street.

The curtain lifted, and Fu Yanci stepped out holding You Qing's hand, looking thoroughly dissatisfied. Everyone's eyes fell on You Qing behind him, whose lips had been kissed red and swollen.

Then they saw the man Fu Yanci had beaten into a bloody pulp, curled up on the ground, his fate unknown.

Everyone understood. Divorce? Not a chance. The couple was clearly very much in love!

From the seme's point of view:

Before the late emperor died, he forced Fu Yanci to marry You Qing, the Chancellor's only son.

Fu Yanci thought he would loathe this male spouse, but who could have guessed that You Qing's reddened eyes would captivate him at first sight?

Fu Yanci snuck glances at You Qing's exquisitely beautiful face and shamelessly thought: Might as well give this a try. What's the worst that could happen, divorce?

From the uke's point of view:

You Qing had been frail since childhood. An imperial decree married him off to Fu Yanci, heir to the Duke's estate.

On their wedding night, he lay weakly in bed, suffering through Fu Yanci's rough, heedless movements.

He glared tearfully at the man on top of him and cursed Fu Yanci countless times.

You bastard! I'll divorce you sooner or later!

A goofy golden retriever at home, a ruthless wolf king outside, and a henpecked husband seme × a sickly but supremely clever beauty uke. Content warning: pregnancy.

If you're interested, check out my novel A C-Class Guide's Dog-Training Diary. Here's the synopsis.

Chu Zhu was the lowest-ranked C-class guide in the Guide Tower. His mental strength was so weak he could barely light up the testing device, yet for some reason he was assigned as a temporary guide to the Dawn team.

Looking at the S-class sentinels standing before him, he feared one of them might suddenly snap and drain all his mental strength. Fortunately, these powerful figures didn't think much of a lowly C-class guide like him and mostly ignored him.

Until an accident caused his mental strength to spill out, driving the sentinels wild with desire.

As the S-class sentinels closed in on him, Chu Zhu was so frightened he collapsed and slowly crawled backward.

Then he suddenly bumped into a broad, warm body. A large hand seized his chin, and he looked up with trembling pupils. He begged, "Don't... not so much. I can't take it."

At the same time, someone lifted his slender ankle, and he felt something wet against it.

Chu Zhu suddenly lost his voice. The sentinels, usually so dignified and courteous, raised animal eyes gleaming with barely concealed desire. One of them ran his scarlet tongue over Chu Zhu's calf.

"Please fulfill your soothing duty, Guide Chu Zhu."

Guest One: A levelheaded peacemaker, deep and calculating beneath a gentle exterior

Guest Two: A cold, ruthless, face-saving househusband at the end of his rope

Guest Three: Fragile but formidable, a mad dog liable to snap at any moment

Guest Four: A dangerous, desperate, autistic child who survives by teasing his wife (not really)

P.S. A choose-your-favorite story, with a one-on-one ending.

Content warning: amateurish writing, nonexistent logic, and a bland plot solely for the author's kinks. The uke is weak, delicate, and domestically inclined. If you're particular about such things, stay away!

Theme: This novel shows the protagonists growing amid chaos. They face danger and schemes without backing down, striving ceaselessly and persevering as they use their strengths to overcome hardship, step by step carving out a path to survival for themselves, the people, and their country!