Quirky, prickly, playful bottom × elite, sharp-tongued top who keeps everything under control
1.
Tan Mian transmigrated into a book
while picking his nose and reading a novel.
He had only just arrived when he ran into the future male lead, the novel's big boss, in a hotel room. At the time, the male lead was still an illegitimate son nobody cared for.
They ended up sleeping together after being drugged. Tan Mian didn't want to take responsibility, but the man just smiled and said, "Fair enough. Someone like you wouldn't be interested in me anyway."
2.
But in the original story, Tan Mian was a cannon-fodder biological son who offended the male lead by refusing to marry him. The male lead would then fall for the adopted son, and the two would live happily ever after.
As for Tan Mian, he'd kick the bucket at the end.
Tan Mian panicked. He didn't want to die.
You've got to be kidding!
It's only a marriage alliance! He could do it too!
He shut his eyes, gritted his teeth, and went for it!
3.
A popular dating show invited acclaimed actor Tan Mian... and his husband in name only.
The host asked the usual question: "How did you two meet?"
"Our families arranged the marriage."
Tan Mian: "I don't like him."
Fu Sheng: "I don't like him either."
The livestream audience: "You think wearing turtlenecks hides the scratch marks on your bodies?"
Theme: When someone hurts you, learn to stand back up. Don't get trapped in self-recrimination.
Madam, come on, come on, come on, come on, Modo Modo, I love you?
I like this big adventure, and I hope all future novels will learn from this 💪 💪 💪 💪
Not enough, not enough