[Naruto] How I Became a Villainous Boss After Faking My Death

I opened my eyes.

White Zetsu was crawling all over the walls, incessantly asking me what “the urge to poop” meant.

And there was an old man calling himself Madara Uchiha trying to sell me on his Eye of the Moon Plan.

(Wrote this with burning passion in 2024. The heroine will date Tobi.)

Important notes:

1. The Team Minato love triangle expands into a love quadrangle (?)

2. Uchiha Kiyoi is a somewhat androgynous name, and there will be a part from the start where people mistake the heroine's gender.

3. The heroine is severely disabled from the start and can't speak. All she can do is make little noises all day.

4. Tobi will show symptoms of split personality from childhood and will tell the heroine things like, “Don't lose hope in this world.”

5. If anything seems inexplicable, it may be foreshadowing. In any case, if something doesn't make sense, that's the author's fault, not the characters'.

6. This is purely a passion project. Writing is also how the author relieves stress. If it's not to your taste, let's part on good terms.

Theme: A warrior of love.