CEO, Your Son Has Been Lured Away by a Blond Punk!

On the first day Tong Chen and his mom moved into their new home, he was standing in front of a beautiful rose-covered wall when he ran into Lu Qianli, who was stuck in a crack in the wall.

The golden-retriever-like little boy reached out one hand, blinking his big eyes and wiggling his manly little butt as he gazed pitifully at Tong Chen.

"Help me."

Tong Chen: " ."

And so began the tale of Tong Chen and the clingy little pest he just couldn't shake.

Kindergarten.

To become friends with Tong Chen, Lu Qianli would often sneak around and spy on him through a dog hole.

One day, he noticed how much Tong Chen liked the neighbor's dog. Whenever the dog licked Tong Chen, Tong Chen would affectionately pet and squeeze the big dog.

So when Lu Qianli stood in front of Tong Chen and licked his nose, he couldn't understand why Tong Chen went "Wah!" and slapped him.

The big dog, who had watched the whole thing: Bro, what makes you think you've got what it takes to be a lapdog like me?

First grade.

The school took the students to the zoo, and Lu Qianli insisted on dragging Tong Chen to the lake to look at the big birds.

Holding Tong Chen's little hand, Lu Qianli patted his chest and said confidently, "Stick with me. I'll help you get a grip on that chicken beak."

Half an hour later, a teacher was frantically trying to check the student count when a loud commotion erupted behind her. She turned around and saw the most quiet and well-behaved kid, Tong Chen, running and crying,

with a goose hot on his heels.

Lu Qianli was chasing after the goose, clutching a mysterious white feather and yelling at it,

"Stop right there! You dare bully Chenchen? I'll stew you!"

That evening, Lu Qianli's mom invited Tong Chen over for goose dinner. Lu Qianli knelt by the wall, tears of regret literally dripping from the corners of his mouth.

When they started middle school, Lu Qianli thought he'd finally learned to avoid every pitfall that might make Tong Chen mad. After all, in his first twelve years of life, he'd already stepped into every pitfall there was. (⌒_⌒;)

Lu Qianli: The boat has passed a thousand mountains! (*^▽^*)

Then Tong Chen's long-lost, domineering CEO dad made a dazzling entrance and took an instant dislike to Lu Qianli, that blond punk.

Lu Qianli: The mountains of Wumeng link up with mountains beyond. :(

Now Daddy had to deal with winning his wife back, being intellectually crushed by his genius son, and the anxious fatherly feeling that the blond punk next door was going to run off with his little one. The domineering CEO Daddy's shoulders were broader than a Korean man's.

Lu Qianli secretly rejoiced and made a snide remark: "Your dad's life is a complete mess."

Tong Chen, the unfilial son, gave him a cold smile. "Go take a sip while it's a mess."

"?"

At last, Tong Chen came of age, and the CEO finally won his wife back.

Looking at his talented, handsome, and gorgeous son, he said earnestly, "Sweetheart, you're an adult now. There are some things I've been holding back that I can finally tell you."

"That blond punk is up to no good. You have to keep your distance from him."

Tong Chen hesitated, his face slowly turning red.

The next second, Lu Qianli came running over from next door, bowed deeply to the CEO, then dropped to his knees in a sliding kneel and called out dutifully, "Dad!"

The CEO: "???"

Son, that's not the kind of filial piety I meant.

Tong Chen covered his face, mortified by Lu Qianli's stupidity. Still, blushing, he shyly but resolutely stepped to Lu Qianli's side.

The blond punk clasped his precious son's hand tightly, grinning smugly.

That night, the CEO clung to his wife and cried. "Can a son get stolen away by a blond punk too?"

Note:

[An outgoing social menace with a wildly unconventional thought process, a sunny puppy-like top (Lu Qianli) x a cool beauty with a black-sesame heart, a bottom who loves to mess with his dad (Tong Chen)]

[The top is blond because he has one-quarter foreign ancestry, but his heart is still Chinese. He got 66 on the English section of the college entrance exam.]

#What happened in the end to those domineering CEOs who chased their wives to the crematorium and the mommies who ran off with the baby?

#Guard against fire, thieves, and blond punks

#Damn it, they still stole my home. The weather's getting cold, Lu's broken!

#Any man can become a father, but only a sexy middle-aged man who strives to improve himself can become Daddy

Theme: We should all strive to grow and reach higher.