A Crematorium Romance, but My Father Is Worth a Kingdom

[My new novel, The Spoiled Villain Really Has No Excuse, is now available. Please add it to your favorites.]

After spending more than a decade as an ordinary Beta in the slums, Ci Mo woke up one day to discover that he had become the long-lost darling daughter of the richest man in the interstellar world, recently found at last.

He stared at the luxurious room, intimidated. "I don't need such a big room..."

New Dad: This is the walk-in closet.

Ci Mo: ???

He went to the window to calm down.

New Dad: Which planet does my little treasure like? I'll buy it for you.

Older Brother: Want to travel? I've got all kinds of spaceships, including ones armed with nuclear beams.

Ci Mo: !!!

Before he could get used to this life, bam, he transmigrated back, and began bouncing back and forth between two lives as different as night and day.

Ci Mo: Using two bodies at once is exhausting. I might as well ditch the spare body and spend more time with my cheap dad.

So during a fight with a classmate, he deliberately sank into a lake.

When he woke up, he was in his brother's arms, coughing so violently the heavens seemed to shake.

Ci Mo: I'm fine. I just dreamed someone held me underwater... Wait, Dad! Why are you suddenly drawing your sword?

And, Brother, can you put away the mortar? It's kind of scary.

A heads-up:

1. Everyone's dream B-to-O shou x multiple incarnations of the gong. Happy ending, including a crematorium arc for a scum gong. Everyone who hurt the protagonist gets what they deserve. There is no original host; there has only ever been one protagonist.

2. The older brother is one of the gong's incarnations. He and the protagonist are not related by blood and are not on the same household register.

--My new novel, The Spoiled Villain Really Has No Excuse

After transmigrating, Chuntao tries to play a white-lotus villain. Squeezing out a few crocodile tears, he says in a sweet, affected voice, "Everything I did was forced on me. He and I are just lip friends..."

He even faints into the protagonist's arms because of his character's specific frail constitution, perfectly playing a pitiful little white flower.

But instead of hurling abuse at him as they were supposed to, the live-chat viewers keep tipping, sending him straight to the top of the popularity rankings...

[Baby, please don't cry. You haven't done anything wrong. You just feel too insecure!]

[Waaah, little Peach Blossom got scared. He doesn't understand what an intimate relationship is because he's been wandering alone and no one ever taught him!]

[He's this sick and you're still interrogating him! Just thinking that the baby only wants a family of his own makes me want to cry...]

[That said, Chuntao cries so beautifully. He's definitely Princess Peach Blossom.]

System: They think your beauty makes you right.

Chuntao: ?

[World One: Skin Hunger]

Chuntao is taken in by the protagonist and sweet-talks him into handing over all his assets.

Until...

The protagonist catches him in the act, wearing nothing but a gauzy scarf as he crawls into another Alpha's arms.

Chuntao thinks he's about to be beaten, but the protagonist helps him put on a coat, his voice trembling. "Why didn't you tell me you were sick?"

[World Two: Easy Crying]

As the arrogant, domineering fake young master at an aristocratic academy, Chuntao frames the real young master, only to be exposed on the spot.

Before his exit, he delivers his scripted threat: "Are you happy now? You took everything from me. I have nothing left. I deserve this..."

He should have worn his most vicious expression, but... why won't these tears stop?

Looking up, he sees the real young master he targeted kneeling before him. The other boy wants to touch him but doesn't dare, his expression full of concern.

"Please, don't talk about yourself like that..."

[World Three: Anterograde Amnesia]

Transmigrating into the useless son of a cultivation family with a defective spiritual root, Chuntao's family pulls strings to find him a radiant, peerless genius as his cultivation partner.

But Chuntao's memories break off every time on the eve of his wedding, so the first thing he does each morning is check who his husband is.

He begins to wonder: is the person he sees really the same one every time?

[World Four: Anorexia]

Chuntao becomes an arrogant, sickly villain. The protagonist is forced by his father to marry him and bring him good fortune, suffering humiliation along the way.

Chuntao figures that by now he should be close to dying, so he lets his anorexia take hold. But instead of kicking him while he's down, the protagonist sits by his bed, takes his hand, and tries to make him slap his own face.

"You can take your anger out on me however you want, but please eat something, okay?"

[World Five: Pain-Seeking]

[World Six: Blindness]

Quick transmigration, multiple incarnations of the gong x everyone's dream princess shou

Theme: Even in adversity, face life with optimism and positivity.