Heavenly Guide to Modern Cultivation of Immortality

Kunxi, a good young man who was born in the new century and grew up under the red flag, encountered the dilemma of being unemployed right after graduation, and then met a mysterious young man. The young man said to him: Boy, are you cultivating immortality? Kunxi:? Young man: Over the years, the immortal path has collapsed, and you are one of the few people I have seen who has spiritual roots! Kunxi:? ? Young man (distressed): If Tiandao and True Immortal Cultivators had not taken the lead in engaging in homosexuality, our world of Immortal Cultivators would not be like this! Kunxi:? ? ? His hand hesitated between 110 and 120, wondering whether he should let the police uncle handle it or let him be taken away directly by the mental hospital. But the next second, the other party performed a purple gourd and put him into the mineral water bottle of Xfu Spring! Kunxi: Damn it! It's true! * Kunxi joined Changqingmen, whose full name is Changqingmen Biotechnology Co., Ltd., A state-owned enterprise. If you don't enter, you won't know if you will be shocked if you enter. Upon entering the Changqing Gate, Kunxi discovered that the relationship system of the Changqing Gate was ridiculously backward! Without a detailed management system, employees were injured while flying with swords and crashing into birds! Catch the monsters and monsters and put them in prison directly! There is no detailed extradition policy in the face of foreign demons! All this shocked Kunxi, who had received a modernist education! We must organically combine the limited path of cultivating immortality with the development of socialist modernization! * So from then on, the Changqing Sect had a strict system. Taoist A: Did you fly today? Taoist Master B: You don't know, my number is restricted today! The prison system is complete. Monster A: Where is the Wenhuang (a monster that can blow strong winds) that was captured just two days ago? Monster B: He was dragged away to do labor reform. It is said that he is now at a wind farm! The external system is complete. Vampire: Are you going to China? Werewolf: Yeah. Vampire: Have you applied for your visa? Werewolf:? Vampire: (disgusted): You still want to go to China even if you haven't applied for a visa? The Changqing Sect was prosperous under Kun Xi's management. At this moment, Yuncheng, a fellow disciple of the Changqing Sect who had known him since the beginning and had a good relationship with him, said to him: Hi, are you in love? Kunxi: Laxative, devoted to career, not interested in love. Yuncheng: Wife Tiandao, we agreed in our last life that we would be together in this life. Kunxi:? In my last life, I had sex with you and caused the world of immortality to wither? ! Purpose: keep up with the trend of the times