"Performance target for this month?"
"Breathe freely."
When Su Xingche folded the group assessment form into a small boat and put it into the fountain pool, the senior board member he bumped into almost had a heart attack on the spot.
In his previous life, he stayed up late working on merger and acquisition plans and suffered stomach bleeding, but what he got in return was the stigma of tampering with data.
In this rebirth, he directly replaced the coffee machine with a foot soaking bucket.
Little did he know that the way he was writing his resignation application while humming "Borrowing from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years" was being monitored and synchronized to President Huo's office.
--
The fake young master secretly mocked him at the financing meeting, and the PPT suddenly jumped to a promotional video for the island nursing home.
In the camera, Su Xingche is lying under a coconut tree and eating watermelon. Huo Yan, who is conducting the remote control, calmly takes a screenshot: "Everyone, the investment intention of the group depends on the quality of Mr. Su's nap today."
Hot searches exploded that night:
# Salted Fish Victory#
#Huo's official micro avatar is replaced by a foot bath bucket#
#It turns out that lying flat is the top Versailles#
*
At the family banquet, his aunt told him that he "doesn't seek advancement."
Su Xingche smiled and handed over the tea pet as a microphone: "You misappropriated 30 million to buy jade cabbage..."
Huo Yan covered his mouth: "Be good, wait until their stock rises to 21.3 Before it explodes."
*
Later, financial reporters were puzzled:
"What is the key to your taking over Huo's overseas assets?"
"I pretended to be drunk at the M&A reception," Su Xingche snickered while shaking his red wine glass. "I talked in my sleep against Mr. Huo's suit. The purchase price was seven yuan and thirty cents lower than their base price."
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In the study room late at night, Huo Yan grabbed someone who wanted to sneak away to watch the drama:
"I heard that you chose a nursing home for your engagement party?"
"There is a hot spring massage chair," the young man said with his fingers. "You can also use a cane to hit the disobedient juniors at any time!"
The man suddenly leaned against the smart lifting table, "Did Mrs. Huo's retirement plan miss her spouse's twilight love?"
#After rebirth, I conquered the rich by lying down#
# Juan exploded into salted fish, someone felt hurt#
#builds my nursing home into a castle of love#
[Buddhist style sand sculpture reborn as a salted fish shou × aloof, sullen and coquettish wife ceiling attack]
[Shuangjie fishing for each other/reverse slap in the face/adult's ostentatious romance]
Intention: Live hard and be the best in everything