Columns "Doing Mischief and Eating Melons to Become Popular" and "Rabbits, I'm Super Strong and Can Eat", please pre-accept, thank you!
Ge Yao became the cannon fodder female supporting character in period novels.
In the original text, the cannon-fodder heroine loves the male protagonist Ling Yun, and she spends all her wealth to support him for several years. However, after the male protagonist became popular in his debut, he quickly announced his relationship with the female protagonist.
Cannon fodder, she was heartbroken and desperate, and went to confront the male protagonist to no avail, but inexplicably became a hot search topic for ##.
In the end, the cannon fodder was exposed by fans online, lost his job, and died on a thunderstorm night.
What's even worse is that OOC is prohibited in the book. After time travel, she, Ge Yao, still has to spend money for the original male protagonist!
"Fuck, this ruthless and unreasonable world!"
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Fortunately, it is still early. This year is 1998. This year, my parents and relatives are still there. This year, the Internet industry is on the cusp and is ready to fly.
Ge Yao was once an excellent programmer and hacker. Now, for her, it is a God-given opportunity for the "big boss to return to Novice Village" and contract the "Wealth Code".
"Spending all your wealth for the original male lead? 'Knowing three things and doing three things'?" Ge Yao laughed angrily at this mentally retarded plot, "Does love smell like money?"
First set a small goal: to become the boss of capitalists! Take over the entire entertainment industry!
It's just that in the book, the beautiful and powerful person in the ancient entertainment industry, the almighty singing and dancing ACE, the heroine Bai Yueguang, and the male supporting actor who died young, why did he look at her a little strangely?
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In the seventh cycle, Shengxia already knew that he was living in a book, but he could not break away from the shackles of the plot no matter what, and was dragged by fate towards the predetermined ending.
Until he met her, who gave him a hand at a critical moment in his destiny.
#Entertainment Circle Is Yours You Are Mine#
#I am summer, I love singer#
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Small theater:
Under the arrangement of the original mentally retarded plot, Ge Yao once again appeared on the hot search of ##.
Shengxia: "Don't cue, isn't it enough for Yaoyao to have me alone?"
Netizens: "I agree with my brother +10086. Is he worthy of Lu Ka Ling Yun? How many?"
Sure enough, Ge Yao threw out a complete chain of evidence including videos, audios and IOUs, proving that she was just going to 'collect debts' and there were only money disputes and no emotional entanglements.
Shengxia: "I knew it was enough for Yaoyao to have me alone."
Netizens: "Summer Song, Beautiful Love KSWL"
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Ling Yun regretted it: "Yao Yao, the so-called official announcement between me and her is just a business relationship. You are my only treasure."
Ge Yao: "If one day you find out how good my sister is, don't look back, she's gone."
Ps.
1. In the ancient entertainment industry, there was no prototype. If something looks familiar, it is purely coincidental.
2. The heroine who travels through the book vs the awakened paper man. Double c 1vs1 sweet and refreshing article.
3. The female protagonist is talented and wealthy, but she is just a piece of wood. The male protagonist has a huge single arrow, and has suddenly transformed from a cold flower of the high mountains (forced to bow to the "wood" in helplessness) to a fishing-type green tea.
--Please receive advance notice of the follow-up article "Doing wrong, eating melons and becoming popular"--
Gu Qingjun, a top star in the 1990s, once traveled through time and became a small-time celebrity who has reached the center of the earth in 2030 and has only single-digit Weibo followers.
Gu Qingjun: After working hard for so many years, it's time to take a break! [Salted Fish Stall]
System: I can't stand it, host! Please complete the task of becoming a shining star and becoming a god by yourself, and become the top player in the new world!
Gu Qingjun: But you... Are just a system that takes advantage of others. Do you have such lofty ambitions?
System: Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard, ah, the host is chanting sutras!
So, Gu Qingyun used the stupid melon-eating system to become top-notch in an unimaginable way.
Recently, some weird topics topped the list on a certain blog, and the people who posted the blog were actually Gu Moumou:
loguelogue#
#Ask a loving on-screen couple who have been separated for three years, how to act out the spark of love#
iusulation in the fact that an old senior keeps trying to support his younger generation, how can he watch a luminous script with a young actress in the hotel late at night#
……
After the fans cried bitterly after the house collapsed, they crowded under Gu Qingjun's Weibo to keep warm (watching the show):
"Good guy, I only knew you were confused, but I didn't expect you knew so much!"
"Junyun, turn over the cards quickly, who is it today?"
"He who eats melons eats the soul of melons, and he who eats melons is a master! Come on, let's see who is the unlucky guy today, ahem..."
"It is reasonable to suspect that my sister is being ostracized because she knows too much!"
However, eating too much will always overturn the situation:
#GQYhidden marriage#
#Gu Moumou has been married for several years. Is this the loss of humanity or the annihilation of morality? Please click here for details——#
Gu Qingjun: Good guy, is it okay if I eat melon?
--Pre-released article "Rabbit, I'm super fierce and can eat" --
The ancient ferocious beast Jian woke up and became a weak A who was abandoned by his family on the desert star. His mental body was that of a "war five scum" rabbit, and his physical constitution was only B.
On the deserted star, mutated animals and plants are rampant, and terrifying Zerg are raging... Emaciated humans are struggling to survive.
Tutu sniffed and held her empty belly... There was nothing edible, nothing delicious!
Tutu is speechless, Tutu is angry!
However, there are some special human beings here, and their spiritual bodies are so fragrant! It's the taste of food that I haven't seen for a long time!
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In order to have a bite to eat, Tutu was admitted to the Imperial Military Academy.
The Imperial Star Military Academy has always recruited only the most outstanding students in the entire Star Territory. They all have excellent physiques and strong combat capabilities, but this year they have recruited an alien from the Desolate Star.
Not only is this person's mental body a cute rabbit with no fighting power, but his physical constitution is only B level.
Everybody... When did our military academy only care about face? Does she deserve it? Did you buy a quota? There is definitely an inside story!
Until the military training begins:
Re-equipped for off-roading, the heroes of Emperor Star arrived at the finish line panting and found Tutu sleeping soundly.
Everyone: It's really a tortoise and a hare race. We are the tortoises that can't catch up even though we try our best.
Mecha pilots, even students with S-level physiques, are a little unable to bear it, their two arms are fighting, and they are almost falling.
Tutu quietly sucked in the lost mental energy and burped: Where are you going to have dinner?
Everyone: Sorry, maybe our S is the one we bought?
……
Later, during the actual combat drill, they watched helplessly as the snow-white rabbit sprouted wings from its ribs, fought against mechas, and tore apart the Zerg with its bare hands...
Everyone... It turns out we are not worthy!
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On this day, following the familiar smell of dragon meat, she knocked on the door of the former marshal of the empire's house, "Would you mind taking in a rabbit? Weak and pitiful, but edible..."
The empire's only 3S level, former Marshal Ling Han's spiritual body is a rare abyss dragon, but due to frequent mental riots, he voluntarily exiled himself to the underworld to wait for death.
It was raining heavily outside, and the girl in front of him had silver hair scattered on her shoulders and red eyes. She was as weak, pitiful, and helpless as a little rabbit.
Although he was alone and had no relatives, Ling Han still couldn't bear it and silently opened the door.
What bad intentions does Tutu have? Tutu just wants to eat the dragon~
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Ling Han was born with a pheromone deficiency and was unable to accept comfort from anyone.
He had been prepared to die from a mental riot a long time ago.
Until that rainy night, a little rabbit fell into his arms with the fragrance of the grass after the rain.
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