Me, a Succubus and Professional Exorcist

Synopsis:

Yu Zhao wakes up one day to find himself inside a story about celestial masters, as a pitiful cannon-fodder character.

The little cannon-fodder lost both parents at a young age and had no choice but to live with relatives. But because he had outstanding talent, his uncle's family coveted it and tricked him into forcibly switching fates with his cousin, the story's protagonist, who is the bottom.

From then on, the perfectly ordinary protagonist became Heaven's favored one.

Meanwhile, the little cannon-fodder, clinging to his last hope, died during the entrance exam for the Celestial Master Academy.

According to the System, the only way to return to his original world is to completely change the original character's fate and become a Grand Celestial Master.

Yu Zhao furrows his brow. "You mean... you want me, a succubus, to become a celestial master?"

The System sweats nervously. "Looks like we grabbed the wrong person."

--

When Yu Zhao arrives, the original character is begging his uncle to let him take the entrance exam for the Celestial Master Academy. His uncle responds with a barrage of sarcasm and insults, viciously belittling him at every turn.

Even though Yu Zhao is only a newly adult succubus, he is still a demon. He's not going to put up with this. He kicks his uncle ten meters away and walks off without hesitation, ignoring his uncle's furious cursing.

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Everyone thinks that without the Lu family's protection and with his original fate gone, Yu Zhao has no chance of getting into the Celestial Master Academy.

But to everyone's surprise, not only does he get in, he enrolls at the top of his class.

Other people study talismans for four or five years and still can't learn them. Yu Zhao only has to look once.

Other people rack their brains and still can't memorize formations. Yu Zhao learns them after a single practice run.

Even magical artifacts, of which even advanced celestial masters own only a few, can be made by Yu Zhao in heaps without breaking a sweat.

When the Lu family hears about it, jealousy makes their eyes turn red, and they all beg Yu Zhao to come back.

But Yu Zhao doesn't give them the time of day.

--

A passing celestial master hurries over when he sees him. "Hey, fellow student, you have so many magical artifacts. Could I buy one from you?"

Yu Zhao kindly reminds him, "Sure, but don't forget to use it with a Purifying Talisman."

The celestial master: "OK."

He doesn't take Yu Zhao's warning seriously, though.

During an attempt to capture a fierce ghost, the celestial master takes out the artifact. But as soon as he activates it, he feels an indescribable heat coursing through his body. Even the way he looks at the fierce ghost turns bashful. "Y-You're pretty handsome."

The fierce ghost, who has been single for a thousand years, sees the celestial master's blushing gaze and is overjoyed. That very night, he drags him off to get married.

The next morning, the celestial master angrily confronts Yu Zhao and demands an explanation.

Yu Zhao blinks. "I think I warned you."

--

When Song Qingzhe hears about it, he taps Yu Zhao on the head, looking a little helpless. "Zhaozhao, you're being naughty again."

Yu Zhao rubs his forehead and thinks to himself: It can't be helped. Magical artifacts imbued with a succubus's power all come with... certain side effects.

Mischievous succubus bottom × cold celestial master top

2024.5.29

Theme: Obey the law and be an honest person.