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Completed novel: The Imperial Guard Films Soapy Short Dramas in the Harem. Please show it some love orz
--↓-- Blurb --↓--
[Ambitious, Dashing Beauty x Devoted Puppy Who Overthinks Everything]
Xiao Yue, the successful owner of a self-service restaurant, never expected that one careless moment would make her transmigrate to another world.
When she opened her eyes, she had become an "old maid" in ancient times, with parents who had died young and a stepmother who despised her. Forced to flee her home, she found herself with nowhere to go.
Fortunately, Xiao Yue had bound herself to an "Infinite System," which let her redeem unlimited quantities of any ingredients and cooking utensils.
She had heard that food in this era was only delicious if it was expensive. A plate of stir-fried pork could cost hundreds of copper coins!
Xiao Yue rolled up her sleeves. "Welcome to Moonbank Self-Service Restaurant! For just fifty copper coins, eat all you want!"
Feeling gloomy today and lost your appetite?
Today's buffet menu: Red Three Mince, flavorful eggplant, boneless chicken feet salad...
The temperature is soaring tomorrow, and you're feeling irritable?
Today's buffet menu: rich, fragrant iced milk tea, yogurt and lychee jelly, refreshing shaved ice...
The temperature will plummet the day after, leaving you chilled to the bone?
Today's buffet menu: noodle soup, sanqi chicken, snow pear stewed with goji berries...
And the day after that... What, the weather's lovely, so anything will do?
Then you should come to Moonbank Self-Service Restaurant and try something new!
Even while running herself ragged, Xiao Yue doesn't forget to advertise: "Hot pot buffet, dessert buffet, barbecue buffet. Come check them all out!"
Food in the Great Chen Kingdom is expensive?
Sorry, she's bringing the prices down!
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Fu Xunzhou was born into a distinguished family and should have enjoyed a lifetime without want. Instead, after being harmed by a villain, he developed a severe eating disorder.
He left home and spent his days despondent in a small town.
Then, by chance, he tasted the food at a little restaurant, and his eating disorder was miraculously cured!
Fu Xunzhou sought out the owner and discovered that she was not only an excellent cook, but that her personality and looks struck him right in the heart.
Even more miraculously, she gave him a dish the moment they met!
Fu Xunzhou kept a straight face. "My benefactor is beautiful and kind. She gives away such heavenly food for free. Could she have feelings for me?"
If she wanted him to repay her by offering himself in marriage...
Fu Xunzhou showed through his actions that he wouldn't be opposed to that.
Later, Fu Xunzhou happened to see his benefactor carrying a dish over to a table of customers.
"Our limited-time dish promotion is for new customers only. Come in and receive one complimentary dish!"
Fu Xunzhou: ...?
Later, after the crowd had left and the restaurant had closed for the night,
Fu Xunzhou rested his cheek against Xiao Yue's shoulder beneath the lamplight.
"You're quite the schemer, boss. First you tricked my stomach, then you stole my heart."
Xiao Yue: ...When did that happen?
You shouldn't eat just anything, and you shouldn't say just anything, either!
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Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
2. Food preparation and a slow-burn business story. The early dishes are home-style cooking.
3. The female lead is all about her career; the male lead is all about romance and overthinks himself into love.
Blurb for the completed novel The Imperial Guard Films Soapy Short Dramas in the Harem ↓
[Cold on the Outside, Warm-Hearted and Goofy Imperial Guard Heroine x Hot on the Outside, Cold on the Inside, Sharp-Tongued "Consort" Hero]
Entertainment paparazzo Fu Qian transmigrates into the palace as an imperial guard.
She's the kind of person who can crouch in any corner and become practically invisible. Nobody can see her.
She's practically born to gossip!
Fu Qian also binds herself to a "Gossip Short-Drama System" and must rush to soap-opera-worthy scenes to film them for the sake of her viewership and performance targets.
Fu Qian: "People in the palace kill without blinking. How can a lowly imperial guard like me..."
System: "Once you meet your final target, you can cash out your views for money!"
Fu Qian: "Why shouldn't a lowly imperial guard like me be able to do it?"
Even if the sky is falling, meeting her targets is second nature!
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The palace is as deep as the sea, and the harem is especially fertile ground for gossip.
A noble consort who seems gentle and lovely can pick up a dagger and threaten the emperor the very next second.
The reason? To put down another consort!
A noble lady who seems proud and reserved can burst into tears the next second, groveling in utter humility.
The reason? She's hopelessly in love with another consort!
Even a seemingly distinguished prince might promise a consort that he'll take her out of the palace and they can roam the world together.
But he's a scumbag juggling several women at once!
As Fu Qian rushes around filming it all, she discovers there are also amnesia, substitute, and white-moonlight storylines.
There's too much to gossip about. She'll never get through it all!
Fu Qian also notices that one character appears again and again.
That is "a certain consort," known in person as Beauty Yan.
She plays important roles as the thorn in someone's side, the apple of someone's eye, and the caged bird.
Fu Qian makes a fortune in views thanks to her, so she decides to follow her to the bitter end.
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But the more Fu Qian follows her, the more she realizes something is off.
Why is Beauty Yan actually a man dressed as a woman? And why does her choice of words sound a little like a fellow transmigrator?
After the two recognize each other without bursting into teary-eyed embraces, the haughty, stunning Beauty Yan lifts her eyes.
"I can't pull off pure love, but I'm pretty good at playing a villain."
Fu Qian smiles awkwardly. So it was all an act (?!)
Later, this big shot brazenly uses her beauty to get what she wants, leaning close and grabbing Fu Qian by the collar.
"You want more views? I know a way to get them faster. Interested?"
Fu Qian: ...!
Oh no, the gossip has turned out to be about her!
Theme: Food soothes the heart
I feel that my reading speed is so slow. It seems that I have been reading for a long time before finally seeing the ending. I originally read this book on the recommendation of?. I was very interested in self-help topics and read it. This is the first food article that I have read in its entirety. To be honest, I even think it is better than many Wanshou food articles because it attracts me to read uninterrupted and it is very easy to read. The lack of popularity is definitely a problem of lack of traffic and lack of recommendations! There are a lot of articles written about the dishes, and there are no repetitive scenes where customers keep praising how delicious they are. Some daily articles may feel bland at the end. This article also has a climax with a villain at the end, which is quite interesting. However, I personally feel that some plots may be a little bit bloody, but I mainly read food business articles, so I don't care about this aspect. I don't know if any children will mind, but overall it's pretty good [Sahua]
Fu Xunzhou: Okay, I am already a husband [][]
Why does this time-traveling man never look like a good person every time?
You have to believe in your writing power! I think it's very cute! Very warm! The best thing in the world is when girls help girls! It's so happy to see the girls succeed in their careers! 😚😚😚
I finished reading it, I like it very much
"The expression is ancient and subtle." This is a big bug for the author~ strange
"Let the flowers and lanterns go!" Catch a big bug for the author~ put out lanterns
Ah, so warm and daily, I like it [covering face and peeking] [covering face and peeking]
Don't be discouraged. Your writing style is very good. It's not a novice article that makes people speechless at first glance. Maybe food articles are not the type that most readers tend to prefer. This is a personal preference and has nothing to do with writing in large letters 😳
I saved a few chapters and read them all in one go. It's so great [Lopp-eared Rabbit Head]. Great cheers.