[Permanent modern fantasy pre-release slot. The premise may change.]
[The replacement: an indispensable role in countless melodramatic stories, classic and great.]
[Unfortunately, the job is rather oppressive and twisted, and often causes characters to break down. Applications are now open.]
Tired of his current job, employee number kfcvwo50 immediately grabbed a pen and applied:
1. I'm a professional actor, a master of passionate devotion. I can cry in a second.
2. I have no heart (literally), so I won't fall in love with the protagonist and go crazy, disrupting the world's storyline. You can trust the organization. :-D
Thanks to these qualifications, kfcvwo50 got the job.
Just as he smugly finished all his tasks, the System informed him: "It's all broken. Every single one."
kfcvwo50: ?
[1. The Sugar Daddy and His Canary]
Xie Xiaoning was a little star kept by a rich young sugar daddy from a top-tier family, all because his features resembled the sugar daddy's lost love. He went from a temporary actor on film sets to a rising star, eventually winning the Golden Tripod Award for Best Actor.
On the day Xie Xiaoning won the award, the sugar daddy got a call from his lost love. Without even looking at Xie Xiaoning onstage, he suggested they break up.
After shedding passionate tears and failing to change his mind, kfcvwo50 made a glorious exit in a car accident. Before dying, he still remembered to call the sugar daddy, highlighting that damnable charm of his.
[2. The Demon Lord and the Mosquito's Blood]
When they were young, the Demon Lord and his beloved went their separate ways. One became the ruler of the demonic path, the other an exemplar of the righteous path. They swore never to have anything to do with each other again.
As the illegitimate younger brother of the lost love, Gu Xiaocheng was raised in the Demon Lord's palace as a replacement. He both envied his older brother and schemed against his rivals in the palace.
After playing the role for a while, kfcvwo50 chose to see the light and return to the righteous path during the battle between good and evil. In the end, the Demon Lord killed him with a single sword strike, and he made another glorious exit. His whole thing was staying true to the righteous path and to you, highlighting that damnable charm of the Demon Lord.
[3. To be added]
[System: Looking back over it so far, nothing seems wrong.]
[kfcvwo50 bows with a smile, holding his tea: Thank you, everyone. I really am very professional.]
After Xie Xiaoning died, the sugar daddy grew increasingly dazed, took sleeping pills, and killed himself.
After Gu Xiaocheng died, the Demon Lord jumped off a cliff to join him in death.
[System: This is where things went seriously wrong.]
[kfcvwo50: ...?]
The System angrily looked up kfcvwo50's past roles:
1. A demonic-path leader followed by thousands.
2. A calamity god who bewitched the world.
3. The ultimate villain who deceived the world and beguiled the immortals...
[System: ?]
[kfcvwo50: Kk doesn't know. Kk is just a little kitty.]
Theme: Love should be devoted to one person.
