The Radio Demon Was Summoned Away by His Former Self

Selfcest! Demon Alastor x human Alastor

The famous, gentle and composed radio star Alastor, after dying, ended up in

Hell, as expected.

If you overlook his serial-killer tendencies and taste for raw flesh, it would be paradise.

Hell was great. The people were simple and honest, and every day brought a dazzling blaze of light (and explosions). Nobody repressed their desires.

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3!

A certain deer, looking for fun on the surface while secretly laying traps, was summoned completely off guard.

On a reverse pentagram, amid the flames of white candles, the child clasped his hands and smiled with unsettling politeness. "Are you a demon, sir?"

"Oh dear, you seem like you need help." The demon rested both hands on his cane, his smile never changing. "All it takes is just a tiny price, such as a soul."

"So, a deal?"

The five fingers of the humanlike hand were sharp as blades.

"No."

"Ha, ha."

"Good job."

How unusual. His own soul had returned to his own hands.

"It's nice to meet you again, Alastor!"

Content warnings: Both are villains! Alastor is a cannibal, a criminal, and a thrill-seeker who would find the Great Depression amusing. He absolutely deserves to go to Hell.

Many thanks to Qin You You Zhi Gui for authorizing the use of the background image. I love you.

Premise: Selfcest is top-tier