If You’re an SSR, Climb to Floor 100!

Jia Bushe doesn't just like drawing cards. She's obsessed with it. Whether the card is gold-tier doesn't matter. What she loves is the flash of light as it passes through the System. Jia Bushe is a simple person, but in the no-frills little game Dig One Hundred Levels If You're a Man, you can't buy card draws with ordinary money. Instead, you need to put the ten free beginner draws to work: those ten N, R, SR, or SSR cards have to earn their keep. Once they produce enough, you can start the next round of draws. Jia Bushe discovers that mining is the most profitable activity in Dig One Hundred Levels If You're a Man. Every extra level she digs gives her another chance to draw a card. Jia Bushe: ... So what are we waiting for? Whether you're an N, R, SR, or SSR card, get down there and mine! ** The Boluo District is the darkest and poorest region on the Thirteenth Interstellar Planet. Here, going hungry is common, and dying in your sleep is nothing unusual. The people who live here are completely numb to it all. They have no thoughts beyond “making it to tomorrow.” Until one day, a strange woman wearing sunglasses arrives in this most run-down place and tells them fiercely: “Starting today, I'm going to enslave you!” The people of Boluo District: ? The strange woman: “I expect you to go to bed at ten every night and get up at five. Each meal will consist of a bottle of milk and a boxed lunch. You get only two hours off at noon. The rest of the time, you'll be mining for me!” The people of Boluo District, who used to scavenge through garbage and often starve to death: ? The strange woman: “And you have to hand over all the ore you mine. I'll give you back just ten percent of the profits!” The people of Boluo District, who used to do under-the-table work for the surrounding powers and hand over all their earnings: ?? The queen, glowing with divine radiance: “You'll have to live in communal dorms here, crammed together in tight quarters! And I'll provide only the most basic medical care!” The people of Boluo District, who used to sleep on the street and wake up missing half their bodies after an explosion: ???! Watching the game's native residents work diligently for her, Jia Bushe clutches her conscience and sighs: I really am the most heartless, unsentimental card-drawing player! Theme: Hard work with your own two hands creates a happy future