Yu Jingmian and He Chen have been rivals since childhood.
Yu Jingmian once said: "It is impossible for me to have close contact with He Chen in this life! Impossible!"
Who would have thought that the day after he said the harsh words, he would fall to the ground with a "bang" in front of his mortal enemy and turn into a round, fat... Little ghost with a light blue sphere.
Yu Jingmian: "???"
He Chen: "..."
Later, Yu Jingmian accidentally discovered that he could temporarily transform back into a human body as long as he came into contact with his nemesis He Chen in a specific way.
Smell it and recover for five minutes, hold hands and recover for ten minutes, kiss and recover for one hour, contact at a negative distance... Cough.
In order not to be noticed by the people around him, Yu Jingmian had no choice but to pester He Chen.
From then on, during the class break——
Yu Jingmian: "He Chen, I can't do it anymore. I'm about to die. Come here and let me take a few puffs!"
He Chen: "Couple?"
Yu Jingmian: "One bite is enough QAQ"
"Three." He Chen put down his pen smoothly, and then dragged Yu Jingmian into the toilet stall under the watchful eyes of the whole class.
Everyone: "!?
What nonsense!
Reading guide:
*A sinister and venomous tongue attack x a vicious and cute squirrel, an elementary school chicken-style rival, a happy enemy
*Gong has yin and yang eyes. Although it involves the supernatural, it is not scary. The ghosts that appear are all cute and will not kill anyone.
*Sweet pampering, no abuse, both attack and pain are first love, each other's only one
Demining:
*A brainless and relaxing cookie, fictional campus supernatural story, unit drama story
*[Highlight] She is eighteen years old but her actual mental age is ten years old. She is silly, cute, childish, squeamish and a little mentally retarded. (This is not a drill, please accept the settings before entering. Thank you)
*The metaphysics are all privately designed. I made them up myself. Please do not bring them into reality.
*And writing articles is not to create RMB. I don't force everyone to like it. I refuse writing guidance. If you abandon the article, you don't need to tell me. I hope you find the article you like.
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"The Cow Meow enters the sadistic novel and creates a space for all mankind"
[System binding...]
[The system has been successfully bound. ]
[Host, hello, I am the complete system of the plot. I will assist you in completing your mission. You will become the real young master in the literature of true and false young masters...]
"Meow? "
[You, you, how are you a cat! ? ]
The system was so shocked that it was incoherent.
"Meow meow meow? "
It, it is actually bound to a cat! ?
And it's the most neurotic, cow cat! ?
It will become a real young master! ?
At this moment, the system felt like the sky was falling.
*
"You, you, you, you are our son! ? "
"We gave birth to a cat? ! "
"What a joke! ? "
"My lord and madam, the paternity test results show that it is absolutely true! This is your biological son! "
"Meow? "
The brother who is afraid of cats: "My brother will always be Xiaochen... Ah ah, don't come over, I was wrong! ! "
The sky has fallen for the wealthy family who just recognized their son.
*
Later
Everyone looked at the fake young master with complicated expressions.
"You mean, it pushed you down? "
"You mean, it cheated and plagiarized your composition? "
"He also stole your brand-name watches and clothes? "
"Why don't you go and have a look at your brain. "
Fake young master:? ? ?
The fake young master: "Can't you see it? ? He pushed everything off the table! He squatted on the door frame! He stayed up late at night and danced on my bed! He bit me in the butt! "
"What happened? "
What bad thoughts can a kitten have?
It's just an occasional tantrum!
The fake young master: "Ahhhhh! "
How could this be?
↑Going crazy
Ps: The setting is that the protagonist Cow Meow is an ordinary cat in the eyes of some people, but the fake young master is a human being.
↑The copywriting is useless. I can only squeeze out a short version of the copywriting first and add it later.
In short, it's a story about a cow meow entering into a dog-blooded abuse novel, getting crazy everywhere, and punishing everyone.
Cp is a rare male calico.
The little cow was so fascinated that she happily approached her, thinking she was a pretty little beauty. She posted her posts like crazy. Only when she was fucked did she realize that it was a beauty attack!
Intention: Be brave and not afraid of difficulties!
Reader comments
Blindly guessing that the person who stayed with her that day when she was sick was not Cheng.
Why did they end up getting married "???.
Hee hee hee, it's so beautiful to hit the third child squarely.
Those ladies looked down upon and escaped unscathed
It's so sweet to heaven and earth~~~
Updated! ! ! ! ! ! ! My youth is back! !
Wow, it looks really good. Come back soon for updates!
It doesn't matter, the author, I will keep waiting for this book [poor] Anyway, I haven't graduated from college yet (eyes removed)
Throw flowers! The story never ends
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Sugar] I got it. Oh, so domineering~~[Glasses][Glasses][Glasses][Glasses]
Third brother is a noble ghost! Why do feet smell?
The male protagonist doesn't have any feelings for the female protagonist yet.
Is it necessary to confess your sins in exchange for a life of suffering? What happened again?
Blindly guessing that the person who stayed with her that day when she was sick was not Cheng.
Why did they end up getting married "???.
Hee hee hee, it's so beautiful to hit the third child squarely. Those ladies looked down upon and escaped unscathed
It's so sweet to heaven and earth~~~
Updated! ! ! ! ! ! ! My youth is back! !
Wow, it looks really good. Come back soon for updates!
It doesn't matter, the author, I will keep waiting for this book [poor] Anyway, I haven't graduated from college yet (eyes removed)
Throw flowers! The story never ends
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Sugar] I got it. Oh, so domineering~~[Glasses][Glasses][Glasses][Glasses]
Third brother is a noble ghost! Why do feet smell?
The male protagonist doesn't have any feelings for the female protagonist yet.
Is it necessary to confess your sins in exchange for a life of suffering? What happened again?