On the Compatibility of Breathing Techniques and Anime Crossovers

A beginner's writing practice. I disappear all the time, and I can't promise I'll finish this. The style is especially casual, any similarities are purely coincidental, and the blurb is only a guide. Please don't think too hard while reading. That's all.

"Suguru! Look what I found! A tattered little baby! Let's take it home and raise it!" A white-haired student from the technical college held a Mist Hashira from the Demon Slayer Corps up in the air and gave him a shake.

"Satoru! Don't go kidnapping other people's kids!" The technical college student with narrow eyes and weird bangs took one look, confiscated the shrunken Mist Hashira's Nichirin sword, and handed him a hideously cute cursed corpse instead. "Girls shouldn't play with dangerous things like this. Dolls are what kids your age should play with."

The Mist Hashira, who thought he'd arrived at the Sanzu River: "???" Huh?

"I want to go to school."

"Ehh? What, what? Is little Arashi-chan coming to the technical college with big bro? Come on, come on! Come be your beloved Gojo big bro's underclassman!"

"No... Just an ordinary school..."

"No fair, no fair! Arashi-chan has to come with big bro!"

"I just don't want to be an illiterate delinquent who breaks the law... Gojo big bro and Geto big bro are the technical college's illiterate duo. They even get people's genders wrong."

"Huh! What about Shoko?"

"Shoko's got a medical license, illiterate big bro."

"Stupid monkeys!"

"Hello, Yukimura-senpai and Byakuran-senpai. My brother's brain is broken. He needs his five senses taken away and a bit of destruction to calm him down."

"Non-sorcerers aren't human! We have to create a world without cursed spirits! We have to kill all ordinary people!"

"Hello, Uncle Furuya? I want to report a crime! There's a large child-abuse organization here. There are a lot of them, they're carrying bladed weapons, and they're attacking ordinary people. The address is xxxx. Please send someone as soon as possible."

Theme: Get lost, all you unresolved regrets!