Everyone knows that Viggo Mortensen is a Real Madrid fan, but no one knows that he has a younger lover named Lionel Messi.
A very flirtatious Daddy and his adorably tearful little crybaby
Inspired by a dream Viggo himself had.
In the dream, there were lots of Messis playing soccer in Viggo's yard. Delighted, Viggo ate the last slice of pizza. When Messi realized it was gone, he cried so hard that Viggo felt terrible. Remembering how Messi had shed tears after Argentina lost the final at the Copa America Centenario, Viggo decided to go to the store to buy ingredients for more pizza. When he got home, Messi had already stopped crying. He was sitting on the sofa, eating snacks and watching TV, which made Viggo very happy.
Contains lots of flashbacks, with Messi as the bottom in all pairings. A sweet little story, though there may be angst. The ending is definitely happy.
Short story.
Theme: Love is a fundamental human right.
Kun: An embarrassing lightbulb that is active in all major non-rose fandoms. He should go pick up a light commercial hahaha.
Gua: No doi after 12 o'clock! This is my bottom line! Do you understand, you Meilinger, don't bully my little sheep!
# Was collectively cold-violated by his colleagues because he did not object to his male colleagues falling in love#
That's because you haven't deeply understood the corporate culture
Argentina is the champion!!!!!!!! The Pampas Dynasty wins four consecutive championships!!!! The first person in football history to win the 45th crown!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ouch, Eto'o seizes every opportunity to diss me.
Xiaomei won the second America's Cup!!!! Metaphysics wins!!!!
... Ah, Gou Sa, I get angry when I think of the bad things that happened back then (gritting my teeth)
Kun: It's up to me to ruin Liao Meimei's marriage!
Sigh~ I'm so angry~ It smells like schadenfreude? Seriously, Eto'o and Ibrahimovic, they both have big opinions on Melo, but they both love Messi?