Also known as "I Became a God After I Started Talking Nonsense"
After he transmigrated, top-tier introvert Su Zi'an developed a habit of spouting nonsense whenever he got nervous. It was especially bad in his "dreams."
In a "dream," someone asked him about the weather lately.
He replied: The moon might fall into the water.
In a "dream," someone asked him when the war would come.
He replied: The princess is about to take a wife.
In a "dream," someone asked when he would die.
He replied: Cabbage is five yuan a jin today!
Yet somehow, he gained countless believers. In another world, statues of him sprang up everywhere. Though the chaotic continent had yet to be united, they all worshiped a god with the same name. He was called the All-Knowing One: Qi!
Su Zi'an was very satisfied with life after transmigrating. He had a house, a car, and savings, and ran an antique shop in a terrible location where hardly anyone ever came.
But for some reason, the shop had suddenly started getting more customers lately. It seemed to have started when he accidentally told a customer to watch their back...
Premise: People are born good.