My Debuff Is a 100% Chance of Becoming a Hostage

Anderson Sie, the youngest incumbent minister in the history of the Danish Ministry of Defense's Operations Division, made her declaration of loyalty to the ministry by delivering the head of the Danish Godfather and a heart that was still faintly twitching.

A year after her direct superior kicked her off to Neon to handle defense and diplomatic affairs between the two countries, Sie received an undercover assignment from headquarters and burst into tears of joy on the spot.

Sie: Holy crap, finally something that's not a desk job. I've approved so many documents I want to twist my own head off :(

But reality is always less rosy than the dream.

After successfully infiltrating the organization and earning the trust of several factions, Sie discovers familiar faces everywhere. Not only does her new boss, who keeps talking about catching rats, never assign her any difficult missions, but her colleagues keep looking at her strangely too.

Sie: Something's not right (on alert)

Alcohol / watered-down alcohol / fake alcohol: !!!!

Sie: Why do I feel like I've just changed locations to keep doing desk work? What happened to the tense and exciting daily life of an undercover agent?

New boss: ...

New boss: (Requesting one-click access to childhood friend's bizarre thought process)

Kurosawa Jin was born on an ordinary, cold winter day in Russia.

Hunger and the will to survive filled his entire childhood, and most of his adolescence too. For a time, he thought he would die of hunger or be shot by someone, like a silver wolf brought down by a hunter.

Until he met the fugitive Anderson Sie, and that green Alaska from the Danish tavern.

She said, "Because I don't want to see young children lose their homes, sit by the roadside crying until they starve to death, or be sold to powerful men with strange tastes."

"I will clear away all darkness."

"For the Denmark we depend on to survive."

At the time, Denmark was engulfed in war.

Later, Alaska left without saying goodbye, and Kurosawa Jin chose to become Gin. In his free time, he would often mix a vodka with mint flavoring, leave it untouched until the ice melted, then pour it away.

Many years later, on an ordinary, sweltering summer day in Neon, he saw that green Alaska again beneath Tokyo Tower.

She said, "Good evening, sir. I'm Alaska."

He said he knew.

Because Kurosawa Jin had killed every presumptuous Alaska except Anderson Sie.

"Please read these warnings first"

1. This is a crossover of rather disparate series, so the timeline will be heavily altered.

2. All characters have varying degrees of author-created settings and OOC behavior. Everyone's moral standards have been lowered, so judge for yourself whether you can accept it.

3. Everyone has unrequited feelings for the heroine in the main story. The canon pairing may get a love triangle plotline, and there will be a one-on-one side story (if I manage to write that far).

4. The heroine is a foolish working girl dog with a lot of resentment toward her boss. Her characterization means she'll sometimes work while yelling angrily at her boss. She really isn't being manipulated. I'll explain later, qwq.

That's all.

Theme: Love is the beacon humanity pursues throughout life